Oracle Park Seagull

Checking in. True statement.

That game was UUUUUUGGGGLY. #DubNation

Approved.

Update: the Sharks have given up 17 goals in 7 periods of hockey.

Professional National Hockey League Hockey.

Stay hot Heliot. #SFGiants

I guess I gotta be the one to say it. The Sharks have given up 14 goals in the last two days.

While only scoring 2.

Something is broken.

Happy Opening Day!

Tell me you’re ready for #sfgiants  #openingday with out telling me you’re ready for opening day.

I’ll go first.

The Warriors know there’s a 4th quarter, right?

Line drive. It. Is. OUTTA HERE! #Ramos #SFGiants

Seagull bracket time of death: 2:24pm.

Reminder to never pick St John’s or a Pitino team again.

Oh Hai!

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Here’s your bi-annual reminder that Daylight Saving Time is still a thing. Even though back in 2018, 59.75% of CA voters said they wanted no more time changes.

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“Ex-New York Islander Evgeni Nabokov” is quite the start of the sentence, especially when they’re playing the Sharks.

#SJSharks: We’ve won two in a row! We’re going streaking!

#Avs:

Not starting off great. #DubNation

That was not good.
#BondAtTheOscars

Turning James Bond into a dance number is certainly a choice. #Oscars

Forgot the time: started at 12:10. So NOW!

If you want to watch a Giants game: MLB Network free game of the day is #SFGiants @ #Mariners.

Unfortunately, it’s a Seattle broadcasting team feed.

Beggars can’t be choosers, I suppose?

Denzel is on the team?!?

Sigh. Yup. Jets score 2 in about a min and a half after the Sharks lead for 92% of the game.

Final: Jets 2 - SJS 1

Sharks really need to work on closing games out.

Sharks got hosed on a horrible penalty call again.

Here’s Bryce Eldridge hitting a 450-foot bomb off Matt Festa:

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Oh hello Mr Eldridge. That home run was quite the bomb!
Welcome to the #SFGiants!

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Baseball is back! Jon Miller and Duane Kuiper’s voices calling a game really is the #SFGiants version of the Groundhog seeing his shadow. Spring is right around the corner!

Ok.

If you charge for a streaming service, you do not get to run ads. These are two different revenue models and they conflict with user experiences. Pissing people off and burning brand goodwill.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.