Aaron

a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt Alt: Bob with a shrunken head from Beetlejuice

2nd largest. Don’t you go dissing my homeboy Bob.

Someone tell Paxton that undercover work isn’t what he does under the covers with a mistress

I would absolutely die if @dieworkwear.bsky.social can weigh in on what type of “piece of shirt” you are.

But they do leave me feeling like butt for a good 12 hours.

Don’t get me wrong, happy to get it and definitely better than covid; but I’m so furious Novavax wasn’t available this year. Last year was my first time getting it and it was so much less ass-kicky.

Comparison & Takeaway • Magnitude: Bad Bunny’s streaming in 2024 is in the billions. Lee Greenwood’s streaming activity, while possibly boosted by a patriotic classic in 2024, is on a far smaller scale (likely in the millions or tens of millions). • Global vs niche: Bad Bunny is globally oriented, multilingual appeal, and in streaming/pop culture contexts. Greenwood is more niche (country / patriotic / catalog-driven) and appeals to a more specialized audience. • Year-over-year surges: Greenwood’s “God Bless the U.S.A.” got a notable boost in 2024, but that is a spike in a long-tail asset rather than heavy streaming of new releases. • Relative dominance: Bad Bunny sits among the top-streamed artists globally in 2024. Greenwood does not appear on those “top-streaming artist” lists.

This is one of the few times where LLMs can actually do some decent quick and dirty research, so shall we?

Pressure cooker will do it faster but won’t get the smoke flavor so we wait

Christ, Lee Greenwood? It’s the Super Bowl Mike, not the east Terre Haute cousin fuckin fair and hot dog eatin contest.

Thanks! I owned and played the ever loving hell out of this concert album back in the day but have never seen the video. Recognized the version instantly tho

Power

a cartoon frog is wearing a top hat and dancing . Alt: a cartoon frog is wearing a top hat and dancing .

The dude in Portland had a frog costume and if you add a cane, this is all I could picture

Feeling overwhelmed, anxious and down today. This year is definitely taking its toll on me.

An Amazon listing for some "UV Ghost Blood" with the following 1 star review: "Just looked like I had jizz all over my face." It then goes on to reiterate this point, while also giving us a little more information: "Absolute rubbish, does not glow. Just looked like I had jizz all over my face." In the seller's defence, it does glow, but you need to be in proximity to a blacklight for it to work as intended. Still looks like jizz, though.

Went looking for UV makeup, on this day in 2017, and stumbled on a very informative 1⭐ review.

Start a cult that will prop up your stock no matter how bad your product, how poor your sales, or how outrageously you step in it

Whoa. You have the smoothest brain I have ever seen. Amazing.

That’s why I wasn’t sure what post you replied to!!!

The funny thing is, BSky showed me your response without my reply and I had so many posts this could have applied to that I had to see which one you were referring to.

Other good candidates were the at home x-ray machine or being murdered by my lab chair

I’d be willing to bet they’re far more expensive than a major insurance carrier because my experience with any business (plumbers, roofers, insurance agents, etc) using religious iconography is that they’re way overpriced but fellow believers assume they won’t be taken advantage of

I must disagree. Recent pictures suggest he’s a huge bitch.

The meltdowns in the comments.

Wait until they discover the definition of e

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

Watching videos on x-ray inspection techniques for PCBs and stumbled onto a video about making your own at home desktop X-ray machine and how ‘bout no?!?

It’s really the string theory bit that gets me.

1 - I wasn’t aware Taylor Swift was espousing string theory

2 - I wasn’t aware string theory was satanic

My little mind has been blown for the past 30 minutes trying to process this

Bless her heart, she’s out here making TS sound even cooler.

If you wanted to destroy the US government, tell me what you’d be doing differently?

I’d be shocked if it was only alcohol in his system.

This Mark Sanchez story keeps getting weirder and weirder. One thing’s for certain though; he’s secured his spot as the second worst person to play QB for the Jets this millennium

I estimate there’s a 1% chance my eventual demise will be caused by sitting down on a barstool-height lab chair with a smooth plastic seat and roller-wheels and having the fucker shoot out from beneath me in a comically fatal manner.

This would be so fucking funny if memaw wasn’t buying every bit of it

Yes, but MTG is so much better than MTG

I can smell this photo (it smells like maple)