Rich

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🤣 I swear, the condom thing happens like, every time. You just know that there are a non zero number of folks leaving with either a ton of condoms, or they have made a significant contribution to local landfills.

Also, many babies will still be made, despite available protection.

If she bought you the mint ones, that means she loves you. 😉

2026 already has me down for the count lol. Hopefully you folks are having better luck!

Middle management talking to each other:

[redacted]

yeah, however:

[redacted], also [redacted]

some seriously [redacted]

I hope you [redacted]

Ooh, this is definitely me! 🤪

I wish an eternity of being tickled upon all you haters after death.

Overwatch 2 is now just Overwatch

🤣

If you aren't a gamer, don't worry about it. If you are, feel free to show me your (lack of) surprise.

Oh how far Blizzard has fallen...

Serial Sex Changer from RadioShack

Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

(came for the comedy…😉)

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🤣❤️ same.

This is the way.

IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS AND
THE PLACES THEY ARE KEPT

in the
sunken ship
the documents
float

a lock
on a
chest rusted
to dust

all around
the fish
hover, napping

their bellies
pleasantly full
of the
typewritten word:

URGENT

DoorDash is practically offering to blow me at this point to convince me to use their service again.

No thanks. 😉

Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike. Talk about your cold war!

Stay safe!

Our Office of Emergency Management is coordinating across multiple departments and partners as we work to keep people safe.

We'll be posting updates throughout the day to @nashville.gov.

If you're not experiencing crisis, please try to stay where you are and check on others as you're able.

Do you folks think the precip will backfill or something?

PS this seems to be a pattern I’ve noticed overall, even with non winter storms. Just an observation.

@nashseverewx.com I was going to ask this in chat on the livestream, yet I did not.

I saw that, according to radar, most of the precip was going to miss us. The bulk of it is moving to the north or south of us. Any thoughts on this?

Is the snow+ice in the room with us right now?

@nashseverewx.com I loved this! You folks nailed the execution! ❤️

a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy forest Alt: a man, frozen in a very cold, snowy place.

Me after this weekend lol.

Generator won’t start, either. (Seems fixable)

Thankfully, if things get bad, we have lots of blankets, can sleep in a single room, and might even have enough propane to use our propane heater briefly.

The real challenge is preventing the kids from killing each other. 🤣

Our local awesome weather team, @nashseverewx.com deals with a ton of this!

Most folks around me in TN aren’t from here and don’t understand that we usually get ice, not snow.

This wasn’t a dig at you or folks like you, apologies and short sited of me. ☹️Nashville gets a bunch of folks looking for an amazing winter, and they become angry when they see it not happening.

Suddenly men everywhere cannot find Philadelphia.

i will only support greyhound racing if the greyhounds are busses

The most wholesome post on Bluesky yet!