Comrade Murderbritches🏳️‍🌈🐀

Anyway I've been back on my museum business and I have some good Skeleton Sunday material here

Some people say that winter is Russia's greatest defense, but actually it's verbs of motion

A plate of four frosted sugar cookies: two light orange pumpkins, a white ghost, and a bat shaped cookie defiled with a smear of light brown frosting. The bat looks like a turd. Mistakes were made.

I made Halloween cookies, and I'm sorry about the bat. Shoulda left it naked

A sheet of binder labels that i stamped blobs of orange paint on, then used a black pen to draw various jack o lantern faces over the blobs

Felt like making a bunch of pumpkin stickers, not sure what I'll do with them!

I've lived in a Celsius country for the last 5 years and never used or seen other people use decimals with temperature

The funniest ending of the Louvre heist would be if the jewels ended up in some Asian or African or Greek or Turkish museum and they just refused to return them

Got woken up by a European Robin singing outside in the middle of the night. Wikipedia says they do hunt bugs at night under artificial light sometimes. Lil guy just wanted a midnight snack i guess!

They just took the east wing to live with a nice farm family

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I should be asleep by now btw

If the holodeck is a big replicator then surely someone wrote a program that just suspends you in wall to wall marzipan and you have to eat your way out

I feel like a cat wrote this future

Admiral Just For Men from Star Trek Disco looking at an apple slice, the edited subtitle says "It's pretty good for aspic"

That's a Schrodinger's Food Cube situation! Either amazing or aspic 😰

In my head, the food cubes are marzipan

If i start telling people to write their own shell scripts you can send me the way of Gateway (to Acer i guess)

A little gray tabby sitting on a stone wall with a lovely view of Sarajevo and the Hum Tower behind her

This is the second time I've gone to Vraca Park and a random animal insisted on giving me a guided tour. First time was a golden retriever. Amazing hospitality really

Well I'm officially a Linux person now, since I didn't want to switch to 11. Not feeling any compulsion to go back to Mastodon though so I think I'm okay, insufferability-wise

Love the way the DoL makes people who might not have a license get to the most inaccessible locations, somehow

"After a late breakfast, I figured a late lunch would be fashionable." Absolutely, ma'am. Bless this real one.

A literal dumpster fire! Always delightful. No visible flames, unfortunately, but a decent amount of smoke.

Happy Monday from Sarajevo!

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It's that time of year where all my Politics Guys turn into Football Guys for a while. Just gotta wait it out, they'll be back

*looks up at blood moon*
*checks watch*

One of the nice things about Bosnia is that there are zero cybertrucks

If i wake up in the middle of the night i get to see all the posting happening live, and that's pretty exciting

If you're interested in Turkish: @pisikoala.bsky.social 🏆

Thanks for the link! geo fencing is really ridiculous

Because the link is full of shady popups i think, probably seemed spammy