cat daddy

rfk jr. canonically a never nude

“why is the platform for lending money to pedophiles for human trafficking collapsing”

*tom petty noises*

A just described antelopes as “sport deer”

the skincare industry really has got to come up with a better abbreviation for salicylic acid

my cat likes to go what I like to call “insurance scam mode” where she runs in front of me and then slams on the brakes, hoping to win some treats in the ensuing legal proceedings

mogged

a lot to unpack here but the best bit to me is they think the cell tower laser beams the signal to your phone

you couldn’t make up better support for my “pickleball is the not just the official sport of gentrification, it IS gentrification” argument if you tried

she hon on my hon til I hon hon hon

Garmin sleep tracking does not have a category for “cat repeatedly jumped on legs because breakfast is over”

JOLENE, a canned cold brew from Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis and ‘Survivor’ contestant Shane Powers, will be carried at Live Nation amphitheaters

The hotness gap between Mr. Darcy and Tom Wambsgans is insane

“they’re just making this take as long as possible so they can wear another outfit”

wife (watching conclave): this is just like big brother

Perfect record, 10/10 no notes

wife sent this from school

Woman says security guard at Liberty Hotel in Boston confronted her in bathroom, asked to prove gender A couple said a security guard at the Liberty Hotel in Boston challenged their use of a bathroom and kicked them out.

A guard at the Liberty Hotel, once the notorious Charles Street Jail, does some 21st century gender policing. This place markets itself as luxury carceral tourism: the lobby bar, when I visited not long after it opened, was decorated with celebrity mugshots.

Explaining “the cool zone” to A. (when it’s just past bedtime and the internet starts getting really good)

go ask your little imaginary friend for help

I'm usually very helpful at work, but when I get asked for help by a known AI guy all I feel is seething rage

Been seeing nonstop ads for HELOCs everywhere so that’s has to be a good economic indicator right

wrong

i will never use windows 11 and they cannot make me

the art the artist

The golf is basically the perfect car and there's not a single other vehicle available like it in the NA market anymore. The impreza is close, but it's quite a bit bigger and you have to deal with subaru's awful engines. Prius is the only other one I'd consider but it's barely a hatchback.

had a rough on-call shift at work and I found out at 4AM that the default alert sound on the paging app we use is EXTREMELY cursed

I have my youtube algorithm DIALED