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Mike Wiley

@mikewileypdx.bsky.social

Former Marine, 3rd generation Oregonian, gay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, trans πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ ally, woke AF, proud democrat 🫏, say no to MAGA.

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I think this is the Painted Hills near Mitchell, Oregon...

09.08.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was the first non-Disney movie I saw as a kid. Still a favorite

07.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hairy chest. It must include men with hairy chests.

01.08.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My cat has turned off the TV. I think she knows what she is doing...

31.07.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wednesday is the day I restock my pill organizer. 16 different medication and supplements. Some for morning, some for night, some twice a day. I often wonder if they’re all some version of Perin tablets…

30.07.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We had a lot of open fields and former walnut and filbert orchards. We also had a β€œditch” that we used to catch tadpoles in. And we had an abandoned gravel pit we used to swim in that was later discovered to be a toxic superfund site. And yet I don’t glow in the dark or never grew a tail…

29.07.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My cats are 10. They're not lap kitties yet, but they are sitting closer and to us as time goes by.

29.07.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Betty White said hot dogs were favorite food and she lived just short of 100.

28.07.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

24.07.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait

23.07.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I fits, I sits...

23.07.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How about the "one eyed python of love"?

22.07.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I immediately think of the toast scene in the Birdcage (both the French and American version).

19.07.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree. Don't give me toast, then give me hard butter patties that just got pulled out of the refrigerator.

19.07.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Carrot Cake IS real food!

15.07.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds of the haul (sample) I get when I get to an actual Wienerschnitzal.

14.07.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Exploding Whale - Dave Barry's "Farside" article <<< Prev Next >>>

Here is an example of the Dave Barry column describing the event. His take is pretty funny:
www.theexplodingwhale.com/evidence/res...

12.07.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up in Eugene and remember when it happened and it was a big deal.

12.07.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I would certainly classify him as a "Space Cadet."

10.07.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer a BLT, hold the L.

10.07.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I body shame my cat all the time, She just says. "Have you looked in the mirror asshole!?!?"

10.07.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She used to be my representative until Janelle Bynum (D) beat her. She was a one term mistake.

09.07.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember this issue clearly. Kirk opens a closet to find two crew members making out.

"Sir, we're engaged."
"Well disengage. We got work to do."

09.07.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These people are so delusional…

08.07.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The kid next door had one of these when I was a kid.

08.07.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess the question is, "Were they lying then, or are they lying now?" Maybe both?

07.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea...

01.07.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to buy these in bodegas in NYC. So fricken amazing...

30.06.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God, what a horse's ass.

23.06.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. I saw this at PDX about a month ago.

17.06.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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