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yeah but now consider "Klobuchar thong" in the context of pro wrestling social media

why do i feel like ukraine refusing to give up some territory in negotiations will lead to nato getting involved at which point we use the pretext to withdraw from nato?

One thing I will tell you with certainty: we are never going back to whatever normal used to be. That's over and done. Maybe we get to dig our way out of this hole and actually address some of the reasons we got here, or maybe we don't. I'm not sure it gets better in my lifetime, but I'm kinda old.

i love the implication that it happens so often that they have 10 minutes of footage to show you

Communism is the enemy of fascism. That doesn't mean you have to be a communist to fight fascism but it does mean fascism uses communism as a wedge issue to divide liberals.

the solution to all 3 problems? no election, no election problems.

idea that just occurred to me: will the coming NYC mayoral election be the first major election to be cancelled due to Federal 'intervention?' can't risk having a Muslim mayor of NYC, really can't have a socialist mayor of NYC, and even worse can't risk the polling getting worse for the status quo.

truly harrowing, the unforeseen perils of our ignorant hubris! you're actually being hoisted on someone else's petard.

i could see the trans issue swaying small-town elections where the margins are so thin you could probably also use property taxes or decriminalizing public consumption to the same effect, but if trans rights are baked into 'equal rights' generally then dems aren't getting the brain rot vote anyway.

that's a wild story. i don't think i'd put that much effort into either making the names or figuring out the names, so good on them!

Katie Miller, wife of Stephen, announces that she is starting a new podcast "because for years l've seen that there isn't a place for conservative women to gather online. 0:35

Literally all they do is gather online. Then they go so insane from terminal online brainrot no one wants to be around them in real life so they gather online some more. It’s all they’re good at.

I love to live in the future ....

they all in on the hedonism, huh

i kinda just like being in the area of so much fun, it's like an amusement park for jaded old fucks

vegas satisfies the cravings of a specific form of either degenerate or degen-adjacent

those shitbags are doing exactly what they signed up to do. they are clearly into it.

Trump represents the greatest threat to free speech in the history of the United States. But I’ve had so much success financially complaining about woke censorship that I’m going to keep fucking that chicken.

getting some real "clip from a Starship Troopers montage" vibe from this. would you like to know more?

but seriously, the part where he's calling for Americans to join ICE like it's a call to arms is seriously grim and it's starting to feel like it's all coming to a head soon.

Buttigieg has never been anything more than an unprincipled empty suit the establishment tries to sell as progress. His sole political win was a Rust Belt mayoralty because he is apathy dressed up as pragmatism. Cowardice, furrowing its brow and feigning concern.

He IS the Democratic Party.

picture of a jar of Prego sauce flavored with meat on a 7/11 shelf

picture of a slim Jim branded SAVAGE, on a side table

the sauce: MEAT... the meat: SAVAGE

well, i thought it meant something the other night. make your own memes if you don't like mine.

real ones done made the sound financial decision in Trump's America when they pulled up Seamless dot com AND the dispensary.

i found it funny enough that they got the shit beaten out of them, it turning out to be two 15 y/os is fucking hilarious. this is a pure, classic dub.

i don't know what any of that means, but i'm exhausted just reading it so good job!

well, here's the damned circus so where's the fuckin' bread? such an incestuous cluster of corporate fuckery to be sure.

if we emerge from this with any liberal (small L) values remaining, the reconstruction afterward MUST be total and complete with none of the post civil-war shenanigans.

this time, the losers meet the gallows.

I like that they specify that the "bland" food is for people with ulcers, not just for white people

the Epstein files must implicate Trump in some nasty shit if they're gonna start making shit up about the moon as extra distraction

Nobody is leaving New York if Mamdani wins. Jesus Christ. New York is always the fast track. They all spend six months and one day in Florida anyway, and they complain. The ones worth doing business with miss Bemelmans, and the others can't live without spending a thousand dollars on sushi.

that's "anglophile-nerd dinner". i'd crush some hobnobs rn, i need to keep an eye out at the store.

man, if dying in a school shooting doesn't "send a powerful message on gun violence," a digital cartoon version of the dead kid isn't moving the needle.