fuck schumer

“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument

If you believe the man who’s been fighting tooth & nail to keep $200 away from starving children all in the name of TAKING AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE is suddenly about to cut u a $2000 check I really hope u donate your brain to science when you die so we can get to the bottom of how idiots like you exist

you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing

EVERYONE: hold the line

DEMOCRATS: you got it, we will absolutely not do that

well, at least we're not the only one infighting tonight

democratic party leadership needs to be stomped out like the nest of cockroaches it is

christ, we're on the wrong team from mattY and richie torres? jesus wept.

i'm not much for violence myself, but i've been angry for like 3 straight hours now and tonight was supposed to be a quiet evening of trying to get some work done so all bets are off.

"regulatory absurdities" is a weird way of misspelling "unregulated capitalism"

i'm just big mad, tbh, and a lot of my thoughts are on the verge of hate crimes rn.

just toss the doll in a blender and press send

get his ass

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

Senate Democrats are a form of Republican. They are surrounded by billionaires, they talk to billionaires every day to raise money and they get their advice from staffers and consultants who long ago cooked their brains on X.

if i call my senators about this, i'm probably going to jail about it. i'm just gonna wait for my pizza.

i was gonna say "suck start a shotgun" but yours is less likely to get a banhammer so we'll go with that

I'm hearing the same thing. Dems are nearing a surrender. I'm shocked. Largest protest in history + best election night in years + polling showing we're kicking their ass in public opinion. And now Dems may cave.

It ain't over til it's over, so please do call if you've got a Dem senator.

not to derail this, but Tim Tams are delicious

Me at mayor Mamdani party

Period.

this has happened like 4 or 5 times in my life now where something seemingly good happens and everyone has all this hope and excitement and by like month two everyone comes out of the manic horny fugue to remember oh right politicians cannot do anything good, ever

the college football projected playoff bracket as of 11/4

change nothing, put it in just like this

No, I’m sorry, that is just not how I read that acronym.

lol what? pain-Quyl? are you serious?

if you say it out loud, "bo bichette" sounds like "boba shett" which actually looks like the name of a real character from the star trek extended universe

ok, them breaking JD and Usha up over her religion for JD to get with Erika Kirk is the trashiest shit writing

Screenshot of Spotify daylist titled "90s old school hip hop" that is like one Beastie Boys song, a Del song, a Tribe Called Quest song, then Meat Puppets, Man of Constant Sorrow, Primus, Ween, Violent Femmes, and War Pigs by Cake.

what the fuck, Spotify AI created a daylist titled "90s old school hip hop" that is like one Beastie Boys song, a Del song, a Tribe Called Quest song, then Meat Puppets, Man of Constant Sorrow, Primus, Ween, Violent Femmes, and War Pigs by Cake.

people forget, LSU was the first two-loss national champion. they can still become the first three-loss national champion.

say what, @spotify? #culturallyinsensitive #discgolf