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Non-binary (they/he). Pansexual. Anti-AI. Exhausted optimist. Owner & editor of Sliced Up Press. I also write!

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But how much Satan is there?

14.02.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
graphic showing off 10 chibified designs of Melina, Marika, Torrent, Ranni, Varre, Blaidd, Miquella, Alexander, Malenia and Messmer. "Elden Ring Phone Charms, 10 designs 1.5" or 38mm size. Unlocked at 1500 euros once unlocked every physical order gets one random charm for free. also unlocks them as add-ons. Random 4 euros. Pick the one you want 5 euros. Clear acrylic double sided same design."

graphic showing off 10 chibified designs of Melina, Marika, Torrent, Ranni, Varre, Blaidd, Miquella, Alexander, Malenia and Messmer. "Elden Ring Phone Charms, 10 designs 1.5" or 38mm size. Unlocked at 1500 euros once unlocked every physical order gets one random charm for free. also unlocks them as add-ons. Random 4 euros. Pick the one you want 5 euros. Clear acrylic double sided same design."

My apparel Kickstarter reached initial funding so let's try and reach some stretch goals, starting with PHONE CHARMS!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
#art #eldenring
Shares appreciated!

13.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

exit stage left!

14.02.2026 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell MPs: the EHRC’s guidance is wrong – it’s time to send it back The High Court has confirmed what we already knew was true: it is entirely lawful for service providers to allow trans women to use the women’s toilets – without having to admit cis men. Put simply, t...

The High Court’s ruling confirms what we already knew: the EHRC’s code of practice is wrong.

Write to your MP and tell them it’s time to send it back πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβœ‰οΈ
goodlaw.social/5e045f

13.02.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12
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a close up of a man 's face with a smile Alt: Billy Zane my beloved giving a nice smile

Posting the hottest Titanic takes this Friday the 13th folks, strap in for a bumpy ride

13.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Article headline asks: "What happened to the Titanic's richest passengers?"

Article headline asks: "What happened to the Titanic's richest passengers?"

THEY WERE ON A BOAT THAT SUNK

ANY MORE STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS

13.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Simple fact is this:

If you’re a member of the β€œgender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.

12.02.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2968    πŸ” 1162    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

discord lied. don't give them your ID or a facial scan. don't trust them with your ID or biometric data.

12.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1117    πŸ” 807    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

he got taken out twice

12.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
See how your MEPs voted

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Feb 12: European Parliament priorities for gender equity pass overwhelmingly including resolutions containing language on "intersectionality" and "diversity" interpreted as referring to trans women as women.

12.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we all agree than one job that needs to be left in the annuls of history is door to door sales? Cold calling in general can eat my shit and hair.

12.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Futurama Slurm Factory meme:
THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader.
ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

27.12.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5394    πŸ” 1328    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11440    πŸ” 3939    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 174

I need 149 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month.

You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for Β£5 and more added every day.

16% off if you sign up annually!

Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

07.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously things are going really great! Why draw unnecessary attention to said great goingness! Exclamation marks!!!

11.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If nothing else, you know Wes will be absolutely fizzing at this.

11.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if you carried around a really strong magnet all the time and waved it at guy's faces what would happen

11.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

*to the tune of I Love Rock n' Roll*

🎡It was made for me!
Th-this is my hole
drr-drr-drr-drr-drrr🎡

11.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These losers really looked at Cameo and thought "nah, too much effort"

11.02.2026 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
marta with dyzio the feathered dilophosaurus from 1997

marta with dyzio the feathered dilophosaurus from 1997

A protoceratops family from the museum of evolution

A protoceratops family from the museum of evolution

Muzeum Przyrody i Techniki w Starachowicach

Muzeum Przyrody i Techniki w Starachowicach

It is International Day of Women in Science! For this ocassion, a thread on influential women that illustrate prehistoric life🧡

Marta Szubert. Creator of one of the first to-scale feathered dinosar models (1997). If you've been to Poland or Slovakia, you've probably seen her models on display.

11.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 723    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
K.M. CHAVEZ
SARAH FAXON
ANASTASIA JILL
CHRISTINE LUCAS
ANNA MADDEN
SJ MYLES
NICO MARTINEZ NOCITO
GRACE QUON
LISA TIMPF
ANGELICA URQUIZO

K.M. CHAVEZ SARAH FAXON ANASTASIA JILL CHRISTINE LUCAS ANNA MADDEN SJ MYLES NICO MARTINEZ NOCITO GRACE QUON LISA TIMPF ANGELICA URQUIZO

We are thrilled to announce the final group of contributors for the WOMEN OF THE WEIRD WEST anthology!

Newly Announced Authors:
K.M. CHAVEZ
SARAH FAXON
ANASTASIA JILL
CHRISTINE LUCAS
ANNA MADDEN
SJ MYLES
NICO MARTINEZ NOCITO
GRACE QUON
LISA TIMPF
ANGELICA URQUIZO

10.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

The thing about the campaign to get journalists off of the nazi empowering platform substack is that they really truly value the prestige of being on the Nazi friendly platform more than they care about denying content and cash to Nazi enablers.

10.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kickstarter banner showing a man in a hoodie with a Malenia artwork on the right hand of the banner. Text says "Apparel Collection"

Kickstarter banner showing a man in a hoodie with a Malenia artwork on the right hand of the banner. Text says "Apparel Collection"

Redid the banner, I should have been showing off the incredibly glorious back artwork instead of the front!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
#EldenRing #Art
Any shares are appreciated! I'm 221€ away from being funded!

09.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
They made it so that Xena is holding her chakram (the circle thingie she throws around) right over the DVD hole!

They made it so that Xena is holding her chakram (the circle thingie she throws around) right over the DVD hole!

In other news I opened the Xena DVD boxset we've had sitting around for ages and was delighted to find that, on the 2nd season discs - well, see for yourself:

10.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.

10.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9602    πŸ” 1495    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 229

Using genAI then getting all pissy and defensive when people politely suggest you don't isn't a great look.

10.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

why?

no.

why?

10.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares

Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its β€œthe good stuff”
- goku is my friend

10.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1439    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 16

Something went: "oooOOoo"

The sound was coming from behind me. Back there was nothing but the factory, looming above. No nearby doors or windows.

"aaaaah!" went the thing. I did a full 360. Nothing.

"oooOOoo"

I started to panic.

It took me a solid 5 minutes to work out it was the Furby.

2/2

10.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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