A Boston Girl w/o the Boston Accent

Calling this food would be offensive to actual food.

23 is not a favorable score for the Falcons.

Ugly AF but I’ll take it

*retract almost* don't eff this up

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This game…. (via google)

NE Defense is drunk cause that was a TD buddy 😂

Let me get a middle piece of that second loaf with a little schmear of butter thanks

yall act like these dudes are smart because they know ball, THEY ARE NOT. they show us every day.

Dunkin's candy bar latte is dangerous and a nice treat

I've been some version of remote or hybrid since lockdown. That time period showed how dramatic and unnecessary the traditional in office 9 to 5 life is. Because being at work that early is crazy. Literally no one cares about an email at 8:30 and why do you need to be in an office to do that?

Yes this is a public platform. But sometimes it’s public like a restaurant is public. If I’m talking to the folks at my table and you hear it, that doesn’t mean you’re supposed to just join my table. And you can’t get mad when you don’t get my table’s references.

Welp Nurse Jackie rewatch for the win. Good evening folks

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#1 you say?? Mmmmkay I'll take it

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Happy birthday gorgeous

I needed a laugh and started Loot’s new season. Omfg I'm crying laughing

🤣 I can reserve one for you if you'd like

You better fucking don't

If you ate and enjoyed a McRib or those “steak bites” at any point in time this post is about you.

I was in my feelings so I made a yellow cake with chocolate frosting. Of course I can't eat most of it now because sweets make my stomach hurt, but I've reserved a couple of slices for myself. The rest has already been claimed

I'm this old and then some

I’m gonna listen to D’Angelo: Live at the Jazz Cafe, London so I can hear him & Angie voice.

Toss the whole week man 😞

Cancer is a raggedy heartless bitch

2025, YOU RAGGEDY ASS BITCH!!!!

😢😢🙏🏽 RIP D’Angelo 🙏🏽

Can't tell me nothing right now lol

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We're really 4-2

Look at us looking efficient and shit

I got my first wax at 2526 and never went back again because that woman butchered me. As I've gotten older, I know the best times to go for me and figure out how to brace myself, especially when it comes to the top. Exfoliation is your best friend. But I'm glad you experienced it