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30-something wastrel in semi-professional housekeeping and pet care, dad of many cats and video game nerd. he/him

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Lacking in gravitas, you might say.

11.02.2026 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you can actually make it with just a single spleeni afaik

09.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the prevailing sentiment with Quantic Dream games is โ€œman, this couldโ€™ve been pretty good if only it wasnโ€™t made by the hack sex pests at Quantic Dream!โ€

Like, Fahrenheit also played the murderer/investigator angle and it was genuinely good. Until they dropped that angle entirely.

08.02.2026 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate that Iโ€™m saying this to kind of defend Howard, but for all people (used to) prop him up, Chris Avellone was all about exactly that shit also.

04.02.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get Peter Watts on the horn, weโ€™ve got proof that human consciousness was an evolutionary mistake.

31.01.2026 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the Minnesota Tribe being the bad dudes that they are proves itโ€™s also prescient, considering.

25.01.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, compromise Union Whigs & waked up stark mad Abolitionists"

24.01.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big Trouble in Little China With Big Naturals

22.01.2026 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something happens and Iโ€™m in your neck of the woods

18.01.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is she actually using that sling or is it just draped over her damn shoulder?

13.12.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tetsuo 2 Body Hammer

07.12.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 408    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The lies even go the other way, too. Making up shit to scare you off of it is fine, but actually researching the (admittedly rare) adverse reactions? Never heard of it lowering the threshold for triggering seizures in some people until it actually happened to me.

03.12.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"there's another reason why I want to say that artistic vision matters in video games: it would depress the hell out of me if i was wrong" i'm listening to old noah gervais vids and finding forgotten bangers

09.11.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that her post here was just a screenshot from over there, and now sheโ€™s posting screenshots of the shit sheโ€™s rightfully getting here over there. Sheโ€™s completely incapable of doing anything but playing โ€œpick me.โ€

02.11.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a picture of a white lady that is pointing a handgun at the picture of alexis simpson pointing a revolver to the right in the post above

a picture of a white lady that is pointing a handgun at the picture of alexis simpson pointing a revolver to the right in the post above

yell all you want, she wonโ€™t try anything

24.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, abandonment of security commitments is a salient point to take from it these days.

23.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does everyone keep calling it โ€œThe Epstein Ballroom?โ€ Please stop repeating โ€œThe Epstein Ballroomโ€ because it is not called โ€œThe Epstein Ballroom!โ€ Donโ€™t tell the news that itโ€™s called โ€œThe Epstein Ballroomโ€ and please donโ€™t repost this!!!!!

22.10.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22573    ๐Ÿ” 9971    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 775    ๐Ÿ“Œ 713

I wanna wear a Nokia 3310 and become invincible

21.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not sure if it really qualifies as lesser known, but Tetsuo: The Iron Man is great. Sequels are alright as well.

20.10.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jerry, youโ€™re truly so humble that you wish people had less time to read your posts?

19.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't follow them
don't reply to them
don't repost them
don't dunk on them
don't talk about them
especially do not make threats about them or at them

and their soft power vanishes

17.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 676    ๐Ÿ” 192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Letโ€™s talk shutdown.

I donโ€™t care what your personal views on the Dems or leadership are, we have a very small window to control this narrative, and it will be impossible if anyone is doing anything but blaming Republicans.

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30.09.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 320    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Please - stop doing the screenshot no link thing on Bluesky. This platform does not punish you for posting a URL. You picked up the habit from Meta apps? Stop doing Mark Z's bidding. Link ESPECIALLY to authors, reporters, bloggers, etc. where you quote the work.

30.09.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6653    ๐Ÿ” 1506    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78
Right now: As an ICE agent sets up floodlights facing a few protesters outside the Broadview ICE facility, one activist remarks that photos โ€œbetter not be for your spank bank.โ€

โ€œNothing from your genetic lineage would be in my spโ€ฆโ€ the agent began to reply, cutting himself off.

Right now: As an ICE agent sets up floodlights facing a few protesters outside the Broadview ICE facility, one activist remarks that photos โ€œbetter not be for your spank bank.โ€ โ€œNothing from your genetic lineage would be in my spโ€ฆโ€ the agent began to reply, cutting himself off.

We have a white supremacist gestapo with complete immunity in our country now.

26.09.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4205    ๐Ÿ” 1024    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45
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Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs donโ€™t know the reason for the meeting.

In 1935 German leadership called a surprise meeting and informed their previous oath to uphold the Weimar constitution was now void and they instead must swear a personal oath to the Fรผhrer. Many claimed they didnโ€™t like the order, but they did it anyway.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

25.09.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1290    ๐Ÿ” 712    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82
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I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (๐ŸŽฅ: Elias Eliahu)

25.09.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28072    ๐Ÿ” 14043    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5715    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4033
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Can yall do me a favor and watch this? After youโ€™re done please file a report with the Dental Board of California. She practices on both adults AND CHILDREN.

Disgusting.

25.09.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 238    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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Seattle Area Trans Women Are Being Attacked by Groups of Men Earlier this month, three trans women were beaten by a group of young men in Seattle's gay neighborhood. According to the county prosecutor's office, there's been at least four more group beatings sin...

Ted Cruz wants you to stop talking mean about ICE because it leads to 'political violence' but Musk, Vance, Trump, and Nancy Mace wont stop inciting violence against trans people. Assailants in this story *cite Trump*.

www.thestranger.com/news/2025/09...

24.09.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 566    ๐Ÿ” 211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Oh my God Jerry, are you okay? Do you need anything? Sending thoughts and prayers for you in these trying times!

25.09.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s stuck with me since I first heard it because itโ€™s literally video game villain shit, man. Like, the least believable thing about Resident Evil 4 has always been that the motivation behind the plot to infect the president with a brain worm is that the bad guy is using it to enrich himself.

25.09.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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