The Cafibulator

Let’s talk shutdown.

I don’t care what your personal views on the Dems or leadership are, we have a very small window to control this narrative, and it will be impossible if anyone is doing anything but blaming Republicans.

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Please - stop doing the screenshot no link thing on Bluesky. This platform does not punish you for posting a URL. You picked up the habit from Meta apps? Stop doing Mark Z's bidding. Link ESPECIALLY to authors, reporters, bloggers, etc. where you quote the work.

Right now: As an ICE agent sets up floodlights facing a few protesters outside the Broadview ICE facility, one activist remarks that photos “better not be for your spank bank.” “Nothing from your genetic lineage would be in my sp…” the agent began to reply, cutting himself off.

We have a white supremacist gestapo with complete immunity in our country now.

Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.

In 1935 German leadership called a surprise meeting and informed their previous oath to uphold the Weimar constitution was now void and they instead must swear a personal oath to the Führer. Many claimed they didn’t like the order, but they did it anyway.

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I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

Can yall do me a favor and watch this? After you’re done please file a report with the Dental Board of California. She practices on both adults AND CHILDREN.

Disgusting.

Seattle Area Trans Women Are Being Attacked by Groups of Men Earlier this month, three trans women were beaten by a group of young men in Seattle's gay neighborhood. According to the county prosecutor's office, there's been at least four more group beatings sin...

Ted Cruz wants you to stop talking mean about ICE because it leads to 'political violence' but Musk, Vance, Trump, and Nancy Mace wont stop inciting violence against trans people. Assailants in this story *cite Trump*.

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Oh my God Jerry, are you okay? Do you need anything? Sending thoughts and prayers for you in these trying times!

It’s stuck with me since I first heard it because it’s literally video game villain shit, man. Like, the least believable thing about Resident Evil 4 has always been that the motivation behind the plot to infect the president with a brain worm is that the bad guy is using it to enrich himself.

I don’t see how you could work the xenos factions in, but maybe like a Necromunda-style game set across an entire Hive World? Kinda using the hives as city-states going to war with each other in the vein of Necropolis?

as in he spends all his time watching a bull have fun?

a black and white kitten is sitting on a tiled floor next to a door . Alt: a black and white kitten is sitting on a tiled floor next to a door . The image is captioned “I meant to do that.” wtf is this auto generated alt text. like, I searched for a caption and it’s not even in here. I had to add that shit myself.

It’s a very “parody/satire retcon” kind of thing, imo.

Top caption: “When the German High Command asks where Army Group Centre went.” The central shrugging figure has a head photoshopped with a man’s face (likely representing a Soviet officer), holding a map labeled “Operation Bagration (Belorussian Strategic Offensive Operation), Part of the Eastern Front of World War II.” On the right, another cutout of the same man in a red shirt holds a different Eastern Front map. At the bottom, a smaller cutout of the man shrugs next to the caption: “Operation Bagration.”

historical revisionism on main, post Allied memes

Note that Tony Hawk posted the pinned comment! 😝

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A FoxNews screengrab of the man who assaulted a woman at an ICE protest in Chicago. He is a white man with dark blond hair and a beard.

A FoxNews screengrab of the man who assaulted a woman at an ICE protest in Chicago. He is a white man with dark blond hair and a beard.

Screengrabs from when his mask was down, on Fox News of all places

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So unifying

I hate telling this story, but when tear gas is in the news... telling always feels importantm

Tear gas is an abortifacient.

When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby.

The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since.

Horror movie stuff.

reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.

But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem

I hardly believe my own ears.

FOX host Brian Kilmeade suggests KILLING homeless people.

BRIAN KILMEADE (FOX HOST): Or involuntary lethal injection.

JONES: Yeah.

KILMEADE : Or something. Just kill them.

wouldn’t all the chips fall out?

Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up:

The U.S. government has become a neofascist regime run by a sociopath.

Keeping it funded now is to participate in the most atrocious abuse of power in U.S. history.

So I for one have decided that the best route is to shut the whole thing down.

National Guard documents show public ‘fear,’ troops’ ‘shame’ over D.C. presence Internal documents reviewed by The Post reveal, with rare candor, how domestic missions rooted in politics risk damaging Americans’ trust in the military.

A National Guard report accidentally emailed to the Post says veterans and active-duty troops view the D.C. deployment with "shame and alarm" @alexhorton.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

If you think that due process only applies to citizens then ask yourself what you would do if someone accused you of being a non citizen. Either we all have due process or no one does. The Constitution affords the former. SCOTUS has unleashed the latter.

We need to abandon our textbook definitions of what civil war looks like. It is already happening.

We need to abandon our belief that we are still a democracy. We are not. This is what authoritarianism looks like.

Find your people.
Talk openly about what is happening.
This is happening.

Holy shit…You can’t make this up: a plane is circling Soldier Field before the Bears home opener with a banner that reads—

“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”

Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.