Mike

Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.

June 1999 cover of Rolling Stone featuring Jar Jar Binks

Legends of 1999

No thoughts, only Captain Cacao

Get your park outfits looking EPIC, starting now:

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If they’re the greatest generation why can’t they mute their phones at a restaurant

it's always sunny in philadelphia screenshot "You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Leaving the drop up for a few more hours while I catch up on things, don’t miss out!

Only a few days left for the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational drop!

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Have you tried doing… *anything* to fix this? Besides shitty memes?

You don’t get to undo the fact you will always have voted for hatred and bigotry most likely every time these past 3 elections, making you just as bad as him.

The thing is, all these stupid little shits that voted for him and “regret their vote,” don’t deserve forgiveness, or any redemption. They knew who he was and what he’s about back in November. They’re just upset that their orange god betrayed them. Now you have to eat shit with the rest of us.

Mourning the loss of MuppetVision? Sobbing at the Pizzerizzo Prom? I gotchu covered.

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While I’m obviously thankful for anyone that takes the time to remember my bday, it’s interesting to see who writes a message and who hits the automatic one that FB generates

No foreign power has ever posed as massive and immediate a threat to the United States as the current administration.

I've never said this before and likely never will again but this teen fashion magazine is exactly right about oligarchs

The difference is we will never even get close to what prices were a year ago even after all this

When I was a kid, I saw Kermit the Frog shoot a nazi, and have supported that stance ever since.

When I was a kid I just called that the loud tunnel and covered my ears. I didn’t know how good we had it.

I’ve run a merch shop for 7+ years. I know how much shipping costs. If your shop charges double that for no reason without any transparency, I’m never finishing my checkout.

Holy shit.

that 30 rock meme where liz is saying "what a week huh" but then its cropped so you can just barely make out that jack is saying "lemon i'm going to kill myself"

I could maybe, slightly, barely justify the store if it sold anything unique, but every store in every park sells the same things, so it’s truly a waste.

if you voted for trump i hope that you die

+ + _jkrow & 2h PLEASE PLEASE disconnect activity tracking on Facebook. It's how they track everything you do off Facebook, every purchase you make, every website you visit so they can make money off your data and serve you more ads. I found out they had my BANK ACCOUNT, credit card, and ovulation tracking information. ! Here's how to deactivate it: 701 123 { 239 V 289 _jkrow " 2h 1. Go to Facebook settings 2. Scroll down to click "Off-Facebook Activity" 3. Login to accounts center 4. Clear previous activity 5. After that, click Manage future activity > Disconnect future activity • • • / 140 Q9 C 21 V 47

UM, I had NO idea facebook was tracking everything I did on the internet. EVERYTHING. I have diligently blocked and followed all ways to try to stop this messed up social media from taking from me, but this is the final straw… THESE JERKS! AGH! [screenshots on how to do it in the comments]

Well good morning to the worst fucking timeline again.

I hear @carrieunderwood got a killer spot at the Inauguration in between Kid Rock’s seminar on how to steal catalytic converters and Scott Baio crying about his IMDB page for an hour.

People using the fires out here in SoCal to create content is kinda fucking disgusting.

I don’t know how to explain it, but Christmas movies are better when aired on tv with commercials. I don’t make the rules.