Josh Dang It

I know there was some discourse about their crowdfunded Creative Suite project potentially being a vaporware hustle, but last time I checked, they’re at least claiming to be making progress, so who knows? 🤷‍♂️

I don’t think they’re an out-and-out scam, but the gulf between what they claim in their marketing hype and the actual quality of their products (along with their irregular shipping issues) kind of results in a vibe that can feel at least scam-adjacent.

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title:

John Carpenter’s John Carter

🤔 … I mean, I’ve started projects under flimsier reasoning than that, I might be able to do something like this.

I found more joy in life this way.

I’m already one of work’s weird guys, of course, but that sort of specialization might be a bridge too far.

Like, I want to go around and show it off, brag to my coworkers about how good this is, but I know that would make me the weird salad guy.

A mixed microgreens salad with blackberries, homemade honey mustard dressing, bacon bits, feta crumbles, and toasted pita bits. It is perfect.

Starting to think I missed my calling pursuing art and writing as a profession, as I may actually be a salad savant.

marshall werthers

You got my vote

ma’am please stop bothering that baked potato😭

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

My Gen X status is questionable, so I’ll just get on with leaving without a trace instead

YouTube video by ParticleMen When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)

youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U?...

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

Worth noting that when I refer to “it happening,” I mean Donal Logue and Michael Raymond James reuniting for a Terriers revival.

Honestly, as a zero sugar-only dew drinker, I’m just glad to see a something other than the standard flavor or Baja Blast in zero sugar for a change.

gif of Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler from Jurassic Park, with Dr. Grant saying “They’re moving in herds. They do move in herds.”

The Breeders

If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?

Me: Seattle, Chicago, Toronto, Dublin, and yeah, probably Auckland for me too.

The whole Job search industrial complex is the most broken process and the rich don’t care bc they’ve never done it and all the poors are too exhausted from searching to band together to fix it so it will never get better send tweet

Slightly diminish a band:

Duo of Horses

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations “In recent months, a curious fixation has emerged in corners of academia: the em dash. More specifically, the apparent moral panic around how it is...

"Listen here, my good bitch. Writers have been using me long before the advent of AI."

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

Welcome to Jurassic Pork 🦕🥟🦖
#Delicious #Dinosaur #Dumplings

Three persons dressed identically in blue caps, sunglasses, striped shirts, yellow printed Bermuda shorts, crew socks, and red converse. They all carry tall wooden staffs and wear long white costume beards and mustaches

These three Merlins-returning-from-Bermuda-in-the-20th-century-in-Disney’s-The-Sword-in-the-Stone were absolutely crushing it at the Maine Renaissance Faire today

Good old Cracky-Crawney

Give us hell, Parish!