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Joonas Frösen

@nostrix.bsky.social

Lawful goblin

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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

02.11.2025 12:23 — 👍 2252    🔁 723    💬 14    📌 6

me: kierkegaard said the most painful state of being is remembering a future you'll never have

unaging sea witch holding me captive in her stony crag amidst the surging tide: you gonna finish that seagull?

10.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 312    🔁 55    💬 1    📌 0
I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice?
"You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice? "You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...

19.10.2025 07:31 — 👍 6842    🔁 1271    💬 53    📌 128
A blow up hearse and carriage

A blow up hearse and carriage

I saw this last night, walking home, I think we have different guardian spirits...

13.10.2025 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Valjean! At last!

11.10.2025 08:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tässä maassa vitsaus on talot joissa kylpyhuone on ainoastaan alakerrassa kun makuuhuoneet on yläkerrassa. Tai no, yksi lukuisista brittivitsauksista.

07.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All three parts of the PFS 1 Ruins of Bonekeep, played them once, ran them three times.

06.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Farage must quite honestly be one of the happiest men on the planet right now. Coming home every day watching everyone fawn over him sayong he isn’t racist, knowing full well he’s been very publicly racist since about the age of 9. He probably laughs like a maniac in bed every night.

01.10.2025 07:58 — 👍 158    🔁 34    💬 2    📌 1

STARMER: hey I'm appointing this close friend of the world's most notorious paedophile to be US ambassador :)
BRITISH PRESS: ok :)
[One year later]
BRITISH PRESS: wait a minute

12.09.2025 09:44 — 👍 1893    🔁 388    💬 33    📌 13

I need you to understand what this country feels like right now for those of us who look different. I'm sitting here, trying to plan for Saturday, make sure I don't even need to go to the corner shop for milk, like it's Christmas Day or lockdown. Why? Because I live near where Yaxley-Lennon will 1/

11.09.2025 23:31 — 👍 2187    🔁 866    💬 169    📌 128

“There’s no place for violence in politics“ means nothing when you allow nazism cause by allowing that you invite violence into your politics definitionally. Both in what they call for and what the only response from the people will be when they had enough

11.09.2025 08:13 — 👍 59    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 1

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

07.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 6646    🔁 1867    💬 32    📌 28

Who is that? I'm hoping for "M 8"

05.09.2025 11:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

31.08.2025 12:07 — 👍 24837    🔁 4687    💬 200    📌 117
Matt Damon and daughter, a giant duck

Matt Damon and daughter, a giant duck

she looks nothing like him

29.08.2025 16:14 — 👍 3009    🔁 436    💬 29    📌 17
A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. 

Text reads: I defragged my zebra

A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

29.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 6552    🔁 1312    💬 54    📌 105
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This is a pretty good bit

20.08.2025 14:26 — 👍 9369    🔁 3285    💬 48    📌 133

That is just three viruses in a trenchcoat

06.08.2025 09:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holding my face up to the camera to prove I should be allowed a ninja sword, realising too late I have failed the most basic test of the ninja

02.08.2025 10:56 — 👍 253    🔁 75    💬 2    📌 0

As someone who came here as an immigrant, I can’t tell you how jarring it is to see this anti immigration narrative flooding our politics every single day, people will say they don’t mean you, it doesn’t matter, it’s disgusting

23.07.2025 19:54 — 👍 2426    🔁 366    💬 90    📌 28
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Really badass graffiti spotted in town

18.07.2025 19:10 — 👍 10639    🔁 2995    💬 51    📌 60
A sign on the lawn says KIER We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause

A sign on the lawn says KIER We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause

Wake up babes, new labour slogan just dropped

27.06.2025 13:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a good joke about Roland, but I don't want to toot my own horn

27.06.2025 11:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
cartoon recreating the iconic cover of Marvel Comics "The Human Torch" issue 7. A pair of Moomins are in the roles of The Sub-Mariner and The Human Torch. The Sub-Moominer emerges from the water blocking a thrown fireball from the airborne Moomin Torch.

cartoon recreating the iconic cover of Marvel Comics "The Human Torch" issue 7. A pair of Moomins are in the roles of The Sub-Mariner and The Human Torch. The Sub-Moominer emerges from the water blocking a thrown fireball from the airborne Moomin Torch.

Cartoon: The Moomin Torch vs The Sub-Moominer (recreating the iconic cover of Marvel Comics' "The Human Torch" issue 7)

26.06.2025 17:21 — 👍 567    🔁 183    💬 12    📌 5

Leonard Cohen

26.06.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Foundry: You'll never solve my whimsical riddle, hee hee hee, I am the Joker of VTTs!

26.06.2025 08:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Foundry: Behold all my pretty automation and marvel!
Me: Oh that's neat! I would like to do <thing>
Foundry: Ooooh <thing> may be behind 4 submenus, separate sheets, or a different tab, you may need to click, right-click, hover, or drag!

26.06.2025 08:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York

25.06.2025 01:47 — 👍 2698    🔁 624    💬 27    📌 27

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