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"Vaccines cause hangovers. I should know. I have both & it's not because I'm seldom seen without a case at my elbow."

So tariffs driving the country into recession & employers into layoffs means more jobs for Americans. That's the logic, right?

As part of her community service "sentence" she's job coaching middle school girls on jumping right in to careers in swank hospitality.

Hey, add a bloated ego trying to resurrect a career way beyond his abilities & I think he's firmly in tRump's footsteps.

Make this dumb Ass Great Again!

Turns out myth of American Exceptionalism was the participation trophy of national identity that blinded most Americans to our lack of historical knowledge and political wisdom

He hesitated when Slug Man said he wanted all tax withholdings wired direct to Mal-aLarge-o.

Ice flow, ice flow!

So, apparently, Christian Nationalists would rather a child be raped by Donald Trump at Epstein's mansion than get a free lunch at a public school. #priorities

This could be the official GOP campaign poster at this point. They know he lies. He knows they know. And they still clap for the lies like it’s the gospel truth.

"Now hiring dumpster divers. Will be paid in expired food salvaged from supermarket discards. MAGA!"

Go spend time with dialysis patients talking about quality of life before you make up nonsense critical of developing technology trying to help them.

This "medical science is diabolical" nonsense is what's diabolical & kills thousands.

To top it off ICE asks what is the apparent owner doing in her own restaurant after their raid. "Why is she here?" Nazis.

"Never met either of them. How much for your daughter?"

‘Defend your culture.’

ICE sure sounds like it’s borrowing from Replacement Theory as a recruitment tool. Who exactly are they hoping will apply — white nationalists?

Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico we’ve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that we’re out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts

Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it

Yes, this is how you fight, Governor!

"Fuck America's NAZI officials." Gloves are off.

Finally jumped on replacing my wife's computer, managing to snag a value. But first I swung through the usual stores: Staples, Best Buy, Walmart, even BJ's and was shocked at some of the prices I found, which they've tried to counter by configuring extremely low performance products. US Are fucked.

Let me repeat it! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽

No thanks on the "digested, let congress explain the constitution to you" or AI bullshit.

The constitution is written in plain English lending itself to personal understanding.

🎼 That's what friends are for... 🎶

The goods times, doing little girl times, then keeping your mouth shut...

How you're favorite Prez's a fat old slut... 🎶

"Vlad, come give me some pointers on that Gulag Arpeggio you have perfected.

While we're at it, think you could do a 'El Salvador North' for me? I anticipate 1000's of Dem state legislators needing housing, even one of your 3 day boot camps."

Stanford newspaper sues Trump administration over student deportations The lawsuit challenges Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s ability to revoke student visas and deem an individual deportable based on the content of their speech.

Stanford University’s student-run newspaper sued two senior Trump administration officials Wednesday to prevent the deportation of noncitizen students on the basis of their speech.

Scammers writing convincing English is going to be devastating.

A1 yay! Not.

Best part, you have to pay rent, er, a "tariff" to sit in tRump's cafe.

Once a landlord, can't get beyond it.

Hell, he's collecting "rent" on his first wife's cemetery plot in the form of crooked tax breaks.

Great. I'm trying to replace my wife's computer before the entire sales inventory has tariffed in price, my truck is pouring steering fluid on the pavement, the computer store is 50 miles away & I can't borrow my wife's car until tomorrow.

This asshole is such an inconvenience!

Interesting ay?

Remind me which one has the brain worm?