Andrew Parks

DOES HE OR DOES HE NOT CURRENTLY HAVE A PULSE

They haven’t deserved him since they drafted Hayden Hurst over him.

I love that when Todd Monken needs 1 yard in his own end, he just takes Henry off the field and mashes his giant, red “four verts” button.

What a ball and what a catch.

That felt like the wrong decision.

im sorry is Janoris Jenkins’ official name on pro football reference “jackrabbit?”

NOT NOW RODGER

My wife & I were looking at a bathroom vanity on Facebook.

Dude said he wanted either $200 or would trade it for a home stereo & a table saw.

It felt weird.

Wife says go check out his profile and see if he seems sketchy.

Well that’s judgment—

*sees profile pic*

…okay yeah we don’t need this.

The last owners of our house DIYed some terrible rustic shiplap in one of the bedrooms and they nailed it a billion times straight into the studs because god forbid that it doesn’t withstand hurricane force winds.

So I’m trying to remove that without tearing an entire wall down.

Derrik has been on the right side of the conversation since the beginning.

“I believe in God, but I detest theocracy. For every Government consists of mere men and is, strictly viewed, a makeshift; if it adds to its commands ‘Thus saith the Lord’, it lies, and lies dangerously.”
—C. S. Lewis, “Is Progress Possible?”

The family and I flew in and out of Birmingham’s airport for the first time last weekend, and wowzers the visceral reaction we had to seeing this machine in real life.

I felt what those folks back in the 1880s must’ve felt when they saw pictures moving on a screen for the first time. Legitimately a top-2 theater experience for me.

HM:
No Country for Old Men
Finding Nemo
Michael Clayton
Oppenheimer
Looper
The Nice Guys
Inception
Get Out
Toy Story 3
The Departed
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Up
Whiplash
Zodiac
Locke
Moneyball
The Dark Night
About Time
MI5
WALL-E
Into the Spiderverse
The Big Short
…

Something like that.

Vance’s most recent google searches:

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YouTube dot xom how to look tough
mean mugging tutorial

Hey everyone, not a better group of people for me to live and die with on every pitch. This was a lot further than we thought we’d get this year, and in the end the thing that was the Achilles heel all year bit this team when it mattered most.

Honestly a nice little reminder to the casuals why some folks were upset with Dan and Roger!

If Eberle and Michael were available…

WHY WERE HARTMAN AND BROWN EVEN REMOTELY IN THE REALM OF BEING OPTIONS

I mean, I had zero thought that Forbes would start. But man, I can’t believe they didn’t go with Michael or literally anyone who had shown the ability to start a game and throw strikes. It was an indefensible decision.

Bop

I like how we gave Schweitzer 12 pitches and pulled him.

THE LEADERSHIP*

*hits

This is so good. What a time to be alive.

OH YES I COULD

I mean, this is just losing baseball. Flailing at bunts, fouling off or just straight up whiffing at 91 mph fastballs, and waving curveballs into lazy fly outs. Just uncompetitive.

I love that Dan decided to DH Pike today because what we most certainly couldn’t lose from the lineup was his bat.

I taught my toddler to point and say “vista” whenever we drive along a scenic vista.

I have to believe Garret Pike has hit a breaking ball sometime in his career but I couldn’t testify to it in a court of law.