😬🚲Yikes on Bikes

Oh wow, she gone

Thank you Apple, 29 GB are needed for "system data" so I can no longer use apps because the phone is full. I also can't offload apps because the phone is full.

😍

Removing Roe v Wade will cause that increased crime Republicans always think is happening (The reverse of that famous study).

Good thing prisons aren’t for-profit.

Oh, wait

God bless the Fraser Institute for providing us with a quick way to tell if someone's a moron:

"Well according to the Fraser Instit--"

"Fuck outta here with that shit."

feels like I'm burning the candle at 4 ends. If that sounds impossible, yes.

going to hang one of these over my toilet

Canadian version of New Zealand's "Lazer kiwi" flag, featuring a Canada Goose shooting a laser beam from its eye

perfect opportunity to use this thing I made as a battle flag

Liberal, Tory, same old story.

I appear to be the high bidder (unknown emotion)

(note: I do not have a license and have never been on one)

bidding on a motorcycle will fix me

Sadly, this is a very known problem in IT circles without a clear-cut solution.

Crying in the car weather

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

This is why I'm a Leafs fan. Playoff sports has taken every ounce of my energy. Unrecoverable for days.

Shithead's Creek

Fuck right off

Y'all I just can't

Or visitors dugout hard had woman

I actually just died

Best ending is a walk off ground rule double stuck in the wall padding

Or home plate gypsy curse woman

Pippin Took

Or...

Marry me, home plate shoulder woman

God, I don't pray often, but please help Canada kick America's ass in a baseball game tonight

Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before

Wow

Annie Murphy, fucking radiant