Careful, considered preparation and execution is just way more interesting than Guy Who Punches.
But also, I like it best when the reason Bruce and Clark are friends is their shared empathy.
Batman works best little kid who never wants anybody to hurt like him. Not a revenge fantasy.
30.09.2025 17:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Miller is absolutely the inception point of this. He did a story whose central premise was "what if Batman was a weird fascist goober" and everybody went "cooooool!"
And four decades later, people still think Batman's defining trait is supposed to be "badass."
30.09.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I still loves me some Batman, but you're spot-on about all of this. He doesn't *have* to continue being that, but he keeps absolutely being that.
30.09.2025 17:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Eeeeeeeeeee!
29.09.2025 17:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
*Nods so hard it hurts her neck in a way she'll feel tomorrow.*
18.09.2025 06:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Considering you dressed as you looks like this, I feel like asking for something like Samus Aran or Pam Poovey would just be greedy.
17.09.2025 00:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Oh, fuck. He is?! Thank you for letting me know.
10.09.2025 20:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I've been laughing for like thirty solid seconds.
06.09.2025 05:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh, for fuck's sake. Can they just not with this shit?
04.09.2025 17:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh, shit. What'd Carruth do?
04.09.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I've hosted karaoke for 23 years and this would absolutely work.
30.08.2025 21:53 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
@chucktingle.bsky.social is every bit as delightful in-person as his whimsy-enema writing style would suggest.
21.08.2025 04:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Hey, #Buckaroos!
21.08.2025 01:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Yes, please!
06.08.2025 16:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
<3 you toooooo!
06.08.2025 16:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Thanks, Deb!
06.08.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
It's top surgery day!
06.08.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I've quite enjoyed being single for the first time in my adult life, but I've been feelin' this one lately.
28.07.2025 16:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The one thing we all have in common is that we're all under somebody else's control, and it's super frustrating that we haven't all found a way to unite under that yet.
28.07.2025 07:01 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I didn't even think of that. ๐คฃ
24.07.2025 20:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We need another way to make the same joke, because the bones of it are solid and sometimes you do have to quickly explain that those open browser tabs are load-bearing, for instance.
I wish I could think of something, but I'm coming up empty.
24.07.2025 20:32 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
While I did laugh, as somebody with a service dog, the "emotional support [thing]" jokes are actually pretty harmful to us.
Everybody already thinks we're lying no matter what our needs are, and these jokes do further that goal.
24.07.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Coffee makes your heart go bzzzzzz and that makes you pee out more liquid than the coffee.
It's why you always have to pee after a bad nightmare.
24.07.2025 17:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Shit's deadly for me and it's in absolutely fucking everything.
Most *bread* has fucking dairy in it here.
Bread.
Fucking bread.
24.07.2025 00:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I still crave Skippers on random Friday nights.
23.07.2025 17:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Don't we all.
13.07.2025 00:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ooh. Now I wanna' know this too.
03.07.2025 05:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I don't think any of us exist that haven't made some version of this joke.
02.07.2025 18:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I'unno jack about you or how we wound up following each other, but one look at your profile had me thinkin' "I wish they were my friend," so that was probably it.
03.06.2025 23:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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