RAGS

This is me but instead of drinking beer I had a succession of medieval diseases.

I’ve started playing dead take and one single jump scare happened and I screamed. Also I picked up a photo and it turned out to be Sam lake. Sam lake jumpscare!

Thinking of buying a wig that looks like my own hair so I can wear armour and chainmail and not get my own hair caught in it 🤣

I’m physically incapable of not posting pictures of myself in armour. I’m stood in front of a fighting pen in armour holding a sword and the wind is blowing through my hair. Life is good.

A paladinomenon!

a man in a knight 's helmet is covering his face with his hand and saying i am no man . ALT: a man in a knight 's helmet is covering his face with his hand and saying i am no man .

Feeling powerful!

AI has completely ruined whatever was left of Etsy. :( absolutely impossible to find stuff that isn’t AI swill. It’s fucking up every search I do.

Clank clank clank

Picture of me in plate armour

Picture of me in plate armour holding sword over my shoulder

Dressing as a tin can at loxwood joust

I don’t know if I want my two celeb lookalikes to be Sarah Jessica Parker and a handsome man in clown make up but I’m kind of willing to try this if someone can recommend me face paint that absolutely definitely washes off.

I have a theory that if I did the make up right I’d look EXACTLY like the Ukrainian emcee from cabaret. WE HAVE THE SAME EYES.

Oh my god this is amazing!!!! Thank you so much for sharing

Ahh time for bed. The time where I lay in bed and ruminate about my job.

Thighs of steeeeel mate well done!!

Reading In Cold Blood and hit a bit of comedic relief by way of a mention of a cat called “Boobs”

Thank youuu! Followed back :)

I don’t see you :( what’s your handle on there?

If you have storygraph and fancy following me (I will follow back!) my handle on there is writing_in_rags.

You also need to submit photo id for /stopdrinking and some posts on /books 🫠🫠🫠 I might try taking pictures of death stranding or uploading an ID from google images. It’s so bs!

Ok it blocked me from a subreddit about books. VPN time.

The uk: you get to leave sometimes 👍

🤣🤣🤣

The children must be protected from the idea of having a ginger beer with lemon!!!!

Why is Reddit asking me to verify my age so I can look at a subreddit about going teetotal.

Unfortunately I now want to go on another one immediately

Back from a holiday and it actually cured me of my last lingering medical issue. My scar tissue from the operation is also looking a lot better! Medicinal holiday!

Corfiot locals

Oh my god that’s amazingggg!

Never taking antibiotics again. It’s all leeches and poultices for me from now on.

“Symptoms beginning to ease now”

What an idiotic boob I was a mere 48 hours ago

Been quiet on here and other places on the internet because I’ve been ill AGAIN! Symptoms beginning to ease now hopefully but what the hell, body.

THIRTY DEGREES IN MY BEDROOM this is not okay 😭😭😭