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@graphei.bsky.social

I wake up in the morning and think, “Again?!” Code by day. Write by night. Scuba all the time.

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Post image 16.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 3784    🔁 919    💬 26    📌 19

putting Homan getting excommunicated on my 2026 bingo card

16.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Telling myself fine tuning my dev setup will yield 10x gains in productivity.

15.11.2025 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
an ad from Penzey's Spices: Special Edition, Release the Files TsarDust spice blend. It's labeled Russian Style Seasoning, but seasoning is crossed out and the phrase "cover up" is super imposed. Off to the side it says, "It's never been a Nothing Burger!"

an ad from Penzey's Spices: Special Edition, Release the Files TsarDust spice blend. It's labeled Russian Style Seasoning, but seasoning is crossed out and the phrase "cover up" is super imposed. Off to the side it says, "It's never been a Nothing Burger!"

Penzeys Spices going harder than WaPo and NYT combined.

14.11.2025 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

How the hell did I manage to forget a pen?!

10.11.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Franklin again, in a slightly enigmatic portrait.

Franklin again, in a slightly enigmatic portrait.

Many tellings of her story imply her only involvement was involuntary and without her permission (via the infamous 'Photo 51').

In fact she was MUCH more involved than this, including absolutely bodying one of Watson and Crick's first models because it was chemically inept.

07.11.2025 20:42 — 👍 391    🔁 91    💬 4    📌 2

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

05.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 12448    🔁 1190    💬 226    📌 60

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

05.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 18652    🔁 4857    💬 226    📌 189
fluffy white and grey cat has poured himself into a small felt basket. legs are everywhere, head invisible

fluffy white and grey cat has poured himself into a small felt basket. legs are everywhere, head invisible

there’s a head in there somewhere

05.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 254    🔁 20    💬 11    📌 2
two pans of very thick cut bacon frying

two pans of very thick cut bacon frying

homemade bacon butty sandwich with a bottle of HP Sauce

homemade bacon butty sandwich with a bottle of HP Sauce

I just made the stooooooopdist bacon butty.

thiccccccccQ cut bacon
homemade bread
HP Sauce

05.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Donated to my local CSA. Unleash the hog!

03.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision

01.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 796    🔁 155    💬 6    📌 4

So happy to discover The 607 CSA has winter shares available. Greens/Microgreens, dried beans, and hearty root veg are inbound from January to May 🥰🥰

01.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just had tiramisu made with yellow cake that was clearly frozen. Give me the meteor now.

01.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I use Zed for that reason.

31.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@davidcharles.bsky.social let’s get on this

31.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Illustration of a sleeping gray cat happily curled up around a small skull

Illustration of a sleeping gray cat happily curled up around a small skull

A kitty and its emotional support skull for spooky season!

I draw cute critters and have a shop here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jmor...

31.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 335    🔁 84    💬 1    📌 0

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

30.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 39375    🔁 14874    💬 567    📌 657

"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.

27.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 2060    🔁 488    💬 18    📌 24

Core memory. I miss when it was just slides of weather. Miss your local forecast? No worries, it’ll scroll right back around in another 2 or 3 minutes.

29.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The rainbow lootsplosion from a Boss/Badass fight in Borderlands is a bump of pure dopamine.

28.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used kitty before, but I'm increasingly moving my CLI tools to Rust, Zig, and Go.

28.10.2025 12:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What i want to know is if they’ve seen the light and are using Helix. Also, Ghostty vs iTerm2.

27.10.2025 14:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
A photo of a bowl of peanut M&Ms and a vase of blue hydrangeas and sunflowers next to a statue of Medusa holding the head of Perseus.

A photo of a bowl of peanut M&Ms and a vase of blue hydrangeas and sunflowers next to a statue of Medusa holding the head of Perseus.

I have no clue how this crappy only child ended up with the best little sis (and nibling-in-law) in the world, but here we are.

Flowers and Peanut M&Ms (because peanut m&ms are for editing)

20.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#nokings
Portland frog brigade

18.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 19138    🔁 4723    💬 308    📌 517

NYC is remarkably chill and happy. Lots of kids in strollers and folks in wheelchairs. Pausing at stoplights to let traffic pass.

18.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do you like tangled so far? I’ve been migrating projects to codeberg but im open to others.

18.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s a dancers on the F train day.

17.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Alf, Held above the waves by orange butterflies

Alf, Held above the waves by orange butterflies

Welcome to #AlfSky

16.10.2025 04:10 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

After seeing that, what I want more than anything is the meteor.

16.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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