Jerry Manders

Up top, there’s a “start slideshow” button.

Turns out all bluesky needed to become funny is a national security incident.

You need to modify the DNS records of your domain and add a TXT record. I don’t know how your company is setup, but where I work, marketing isn’t allowed to come anywhere close to domain management. DNS records is strictly under IT control.

Do you people not have IT support ticketing systems? Just create a ticket, select the category closest to what you need and and the IT team will figure it out. It’s their responsibility to find the right person and escalate the ticket.

Honestly, it’s the best they got!! My favorite from the whole lineup.

Nice cat and all, but let me see that submariner. Or is it an Oyster?

"You promise you didn't get me bees again"
[me from a distance] just open it

Symbols xkcd.com/2520

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Error message saying "oops! We don't use that word on Barbie.com" with a pink Close button

Bluesky take notes

We keep going until Bluesky hires trust & safety personnel.

Is that… Is that a palantir?

You might be right
https://youtu.be/TqZpi8zAqe0

I have well-read, top of the line sexist, misogynist, egomaniac uncle. He somehow finds the worst things to read, but also picks up the worst lessons from seemingly mundane books.

I mean, you gotta be a psycho killer to pick anyone but the weirdest David.

Cat laying down in a cat shaped cat house. The house has cat ears, perfectly resembling the ears of its current occupant.

God forbid she gets a hold of your credit card. If you wanna end your union in under a year you’ll pay dearly, my boy. I’ve been there. I’ve done that.

Chandler Bing Bing

Me, everyday, opening this app.

Galadriel, please… There are mortals reading these.

Now I won’t look into your mirror

I kinda like this mini reset. No one knows me, I don’t know no one. This is how I sleep at night knowing I’ll get like 1 or 2 BlueSky notifications at best.

me whenever a Twitter mutual finds me on here

Welcome, welcome

Alright, my fingers hurt

Non programmers have no idea how much upper arm strength is required keep the servers cranked up.

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

What was the point of this place if not to criticize it during our most jingoistic moments

To me it’s still like the digg days

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