Maximilian Ximenez

I'm less bothered by the lack of jetpacks and cybernetic limbs than I am by the fact that most sci-fi authors thought we'd still be smoking in 2025 and barely anyone predicted the vape

Why are we clowning on the drummer from dream theater here. What did he do this time?

As someone who competed in FIRST robotics as a kid I don't see an issue with this.

Ofc I think the guy who started the competitive robotics tournament for teens I was part of shows up on the Epstein files so maybe I should've seen some issues

If you add mayo to mashed potatoes do they become potato salad?

SkiFree

The 20 year nostalgia cycle is gearing up to bring back planking

We're overdue for a second enlightenment; we've got to turn western civilization off and on again to troubleshoot

Can Lembas Bread be used as an explosive and if so why didn't Lothlorien send a team of tactical bakers to blow a hole in the Black Gate?

Whereas to me Rothko's aesthetics can be summed up as "this could've been an email"

She's got the same ethos as Rothko just with text instead of hue. Equally unsubtle, equally polarizing.

ngl I'd risk the corruption of the one ring not for power, just because I sometimes get lonely and I think that I could befriend the Nazgul if I offered them strong enough pipeweed and played the right heavy metal songs for them

i will never stop thinking about the intersection of epstein and the shitty media men list

Legit question for biologists, zoologists and the like;

When the hell are squirrels supposed to hibernate? It's been below freezing for over a week here in NYC but I'm seeing lots of (somewhat chubby) squirrels all over the place. Is it because of abundant food in cities? Climate change?

Legitimately not making a joke I firmly believe dwarf fortress is the first video game to ever mention asexuality.

I think I just solved the hard problem of consciousness. Whenever someone challenges physicalism I can just say "oh, so you agree with Jeffrey Epstein?" and win.

Selecting Oddjob in split screen coop is the deepest betrayal possible

De Blasio 86'ed Staten Island Chuck because he knew too much.

My brother in Christ, who do you think came up with Christ to begin with?

I'm saying "Vulcan society is hypocritical."

The bullies are the ones who made that saying.

y'all mind if this dúnedan boy speaks a lil' sindarin?

Didn't the guy who say that get bullied for being mixed race?

Infinite diversity my left foot.

Who goes to KFC to order a hamburger?

I feel like you're arguing with someone else who isn't in this conversation.

Speaking as someone who has had panic attacks, from a utilitarian perspective far more people would be helped by Jambalaya (a cheap, filling, nutritious dish) than unsolicited advice for anxiety disorders.