Stevie 'knows 8 kata now' Mattos

my friends and i will be streaming for 24 hours straight to raise $$$ for one of the major organizations working to combat ICE’s presence in maryland. you should tune in on 11/8

never beating the "are you SURE there's no portugese in your family ANYWHERE?" allegations as long as i live

deeply unserious

when possible, it is always worth it to reheat ny style pizza in an oven instead of a microwave

Trader Joe's spoons are gentrification bc why are they a tongue depressor?!? Too shallow for soup!!!! Tf is this

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

wow birthday

i have been low-grade stressed out all week and with my birthday tomorrow and EOY reviews in a week all of my to-do lists are a county mile long and i'm gonna have a fucking meltdown if someone asks me about a thing i am not actively doing. shut UP and let me FOCUS, FUCK

NEW: Devastating imagery from Jamaica, before & after Category 5 Hurricane Melissa.

Black River — near total destruction.

lowkey i have not gone to bed bc i wanna see the baseball news break

wtffff r u srs rn

Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.

oh noooooo

you mean....you mean someone other than ME can give me notes?

pffffffttttt naaaahhhh trick or treat broooooo

you know those well-loved plays that have actor notes in the margins? like that give you glimpses of an actor's interpretation of the work?

sometimes these are the notes:

corporate tea is so boring and predictable and people get SO MAD about it. the susans be YELLING on the conference call. like damn your life that boring huh you gotta be this dramatic. go have an affair man. quit manufacturing crisis over nothingburger shit. just get hr and stfu jfc

ah yes, the reflective guilt that comes with aging. birthdays are weird

he's tearing the house up?

wow. decorum is not a facet of yt culture. istfg they'd shit like horses in public if the rest of the world didn't teach them how to dig a hole first

HEY NOW

The regime tried to scare people and failed. That's good.

losing cucumbers and watermelon was hard but losing Mac n'cheese was diabolical

i sit on more rage than people will ever know, tbh

i love blocking yes i do; i love blocking, how bout you?

White people need to talk to other white people. It is entirely up to the whites to move the needle on their end.

Let me be clear: racism and antisemitism are rampant on *both* sides of the aisle.

Your twentysomething niece has fallen for the okie doke just as easily as your Boomer uncle.

He deserved to grow old. He deserved the space to be more creative and share more art w/ the world. He deserved to be adorned in praise while he was still able to receive it in the physical. Luckily, music and spirit is eternal.

RIP Michael Eugene Archer aka D'ANGELO. 🕊️

My heart goes out to Angie Stone and D’Angelos kids. They lost both parents in the same year. I couldn’t even imagine that feeling.

ngl it's nice to be in the office sometimes bc it's less distracting. also i am not going to do anything but eat and read this book. maybe run an errand

yeah the waking up scared to go outside thing isn't fun, y'all

this is about 2 blocks from where I'm performing rn

It’s been said but it bears repeating: in addition to the people being abducted, all Chicagoans are being psychologically terrorized. Seeing feds driving/walking around and videos of violent attacks in places you know and love will fuck you up. Get ready, it’s coming to all of America soon.