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Nigel Farage unveils Reform UK frontbench team and warns over dissent Leader says move should end claims of one-man band and shows party is ‘creating a machine for government’

"We're not like other parties, and I won't tolerate disloyalty," says Farage, as he introduces a cabinet that is 50% disloyal people from another party.

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If there's one lesson from recent history it's that nothing bad ever happens after you're unreasonably rude to an FT journalist.

Farage absolutely clueless on the Epstein/Mandelson story here, where the FT (especially @pickardje.bsky.social) has led the way on recent revelations. His thin skin could easily become a vulnerability.

The former prime minister is nominated for a purple passage about the night spent with his wife Cherie following the news of the Labour leader John Smith's sudden death. "That night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me. On that night of 12 May 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct," Blair wrote.

Tonty shagging the grief away is something I have just read, so I'm afraid you also have to

🎶I hurt myself today...🎶

Igor Tudor, with a completely blank face, expressionless, wearing a Tottenham hotspur training tracksuit. The caption reads "I'm very happy."

When you're COYS and also very happy

No.

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Me thinking about whether we could bring Tyreek back to the Chiefs. Such a really, really bad idea, but *what if it wasn't*... #Chiefs #NFL #ChiefsKingdom

A reminder to Chiefs fans of what Tyreek Hill meant for you, these are the top Chiefs WR seasons since 1978 by my DYAR metric.

2018 T.Hill 460
2020 T.Hill 396
2000 D.Alexander 363
2021 T.Hill 349
2005 E.Kennison 345
2017 T.Hill 303
2002 E.Kennison 291
1998 D.Alexander 284

Choose your Igor

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop

And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹)

RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

I wish this translator would translate EVERYTHING

A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Everyone saying same thing about Spurs coach compared to De Zerbi who got away One coach who has come through the system at Tottenham is hoping to make waves in his first managerial role across the Atlantic

A little piece on former Spurs coach Matt Wells ahead of his competitive managerial debut in the MLS on Sunday. He's starting to turn some heads at Colorado. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...

Happy pancake day to all who shrive

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

“…they don’t know why.”

It’s a complete fucking mystery isn’t it, bellends.

How to make pancakes the british way:
Step 1: remember it's pancake day
Step 2: work all day because you are a cog in the capitalism nightmare machine
Step 3: Too tired to make pancakes
Step 4: no pancakes for you

YouTube video by Prosser Family Adventures HD Pancake Day Song - Maid Marian and her Merry Men - with Pancake Recipe!

Well you know what day it is! m.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9J...

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Added Mr Tudor. Still plenty of window space.

Igor Tudor buying your love on Christmas morning.

“Your mum said you like football. Now about last night: your mum was yelping because she stubbed her toe on the end of the bed… yes, she was stubbing it repeatedly for 19 minutes… no, you don’t have to call me dad… yes, your mum did call me daddy last night but that’s different. Aren’t you 28?”

After it's been announced that Johnny Heitinga has left Spurs after a mammoth 33 day run, I'd like to formally retract my 'theory', and if it's alright with everyone, I'm off to have a long, hard look at myself in the mirror to reflect how I even for a moment thought this was remotely possible #LFC

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Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, where our injuries last years and our staff appointments last days... #COYS

So the Tudor has divorced his Assistant Manager? Not sure I'd like to be the next one up, given history. #COYS #Beheadings

John Heitinga: I spent 32 days at Spurs and all I got was this t-shirt and this Arsenal mug.

Fake Einstein quote

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