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@3lizard.bsky.social

im luke suckwalker from suckwars

26 Followers  |  22 Following  |  115 Posts  |  Joined: 07.09.2023  |  1.5271

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getting my cat addicted to poop

07.11.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we are the daughters of the hambdrburer who cpuldbnt be helpk ed

04.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My piss is well and truly boiled. No, really, in the kettle. I just wanted to see what boiled piss actually looks and smells like. Don't worry, I'll chuck the kettle, only did it because we got a new one.

03.11.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4

filling a fire extinguisher with poop and spraying it on The Government

02.11.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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blaaaaaaa

01.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
my halloween costume

my halloween costume

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're dressed up as a size 05 black Pilot G-2 ballpoint pen??

31.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sometiems 🐜 u have to be πŸͺ³the change u want to 🦟see in the world πŸ¦‹. so πŸͺ±im releasing my swarm . 🦟 πŸͺ³ πŸͺ° 🐜 πŸ¦‚πŸͺ° πŸͺ² πŸͺ³ 🦟 πŸ•·οΈ πŸ•³οΈπŸŒπŸžπŸ¦Ÿ πŸͺ² πŸͺ° 🐞πŸͺ³ πŸ‘οΈπŸ¦‚πŸœ πŸ¦ŸπŸ•·οΈ 🐝πŸͺ³πŸœ πŸ•³οΈπŸͺ³πŸ•ΈοΈπŸ•·οΈπŸ›πŸ¦Ÿ πŸͺ°πŸœπŸͺ² πŸͺ° πŸ¦‚ 🦟 🦟 🦟 #releasetheswarm 🦟 πŸͺ² πŸͺ° πŸͺ³ 🦟 🐜πŸͺ³ πŸͺ° πŸ¦ŸπŸ‘οΈπŸͺ³ πŸ¦ŸπŸ¦— #vanceispregnant πŸͺ³πŸͺ³ πŸͺ³ πŸͺ³πŸͺ³πŸͺ³

25.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my dick and bals are fighting and they hate each otger

30.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not now kitten, mommy's become everything she sought to destroy

30.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

theyre gonna shoot me in the head tomorrow

30.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eating so much poop that my poop turns brown

30.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its a poop-eat-poop world out there

30.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seperate the poop from the pooper

30.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

using every part of the turd when i cook

30.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eating poop is a form of recycling

30.10.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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fuck this stupid fish

30.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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rate my pizza

30.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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nobody care my poop skeets. im nothingburger

29.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cucked by poop #cuckedbypoop

29.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

washing my hair with poop, brushing my teeth with poop, there are lots of things you can do today...

29.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how did hellen keller know which emojis to use????

22.06.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making tonsil stone soup tonight πŸ˜‹ ❀️

19.05.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

**Dapping her up with my sweaty cummy hand**
Pleasure doing jizzness with you

08.06.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

arentthr frogs going in thbe nd bud jaudhbhd dhbfh

01.06.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i bet jfk gave mind-blowing head. just kidding guys i didnt get head from jfk before he was killed by israel. i do have a few samples of his poop tho

30.05.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when she finds ur toenail jar: -100000 aura

29.05.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

farting for 100000 years

29.05.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

going to the library and pooping in all the books about margaret thatcher

28.05.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
i am going to touch you

i am going to touch you

27.05.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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