Stumpy Sue

If vomiting is throwing up why isn't diarrhea throwing down

Check out the Bangkok cookbook by Leela Punyaratabandhu
to get a feel for what kinds of foods you might want to explore. It contains small essays and detail about the cultural histories of common foods. Good read, even if you don't cook from it.

Go to the malls in BKK for people watching, AC, bathrooms, and window shopping. MBK for tech. Central World for ogling at merchandise presentation, including the grocery store.

In my van I often use two burners, but yeah, you're right.

Paprika 🙁

Somehow I know that "cantar Oaxaca" means to throw up but I've been checking with native Spanish speakers from Mexico for years and no one's heard it. It's elegant, though! And it works in English, too..."to sing Oaxaca." Did I make this up?

I'm curious what the ingredients are! Is it like...red bell pepper instead of chilies?

If vomiting is throwing up why isn't diarrhea throwing down

Thank you for sharing I'm *actually* laughing out loud.

Napkins shoved in a crack by the AC panel on a plane.

Flight attendant trying to fix the oxygen mask panel that is broken and dangling.

A gap in the interior siding of the airplane.

Comfort Almonds are helping me cope with...whatever is happening on my airplane.

Letter of Recommendation: A bag of dry roasted almonds (Comfort Almonds) stashed in your carry on for travel days.

If you're already considering how some folks don't want tourists bothering them, you're probably fine anywhere in southeast Asia as long as you read up on a few of the social practices (like don't point at stuff with your feet).

I'm happy to see this nuanced article. Camp Mystic shouldn't have had campers sleeping in the floodway, but Dick Eastland wasn't a monster. He donated significant funds to a non-profit building River Center offering day camps for kids who couldn't afford summer camps, in addition to everything else.

One thing I love about Arnold Schwarzenegger is that one son got his face and the other got his body.

That's the joke

So hard to explain to my little boy* why mommy** and daddy*** are fighting.

*39-year-old man
**YouTube video essayist
***podcaster

Detention for "disrobing in class" (my sandal fell off my foot).

Here is how he abused his wife and children while they were on a stuck on a plane with him.

Also he continues to abuse his former wife via a BS lawsuit about a winery they owned. It’s been almost a decade and he continues the frivolous lawsuit to punish her.

The more I look at this dress, the more things I find to hate about it.

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE BEAR RAW DOGGING THEIR PHONES. ARE CASES NONEXISTENT IN THIS CHICAGO?? THESE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS THROWING SHIT AROUND. ALL THE SCREENS?? SHOULD BE BROKEN!!

@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social Why is Cuomo okay if Franken had to go? Do you care at all about women? Why are you refusing to endorse this year, when you endorsed Adams in 2021? Are you a progressive or not?

I find his books a little goofy and almost all of them are too long and many aren't scary enough, but there are these little moments that get their claws into your psyche and I've never been aware enough to see it coming! Bet The Shining is full of those

Rap-ist or Rapist: Did or Didn't Diddy Do It?

I'm the opposite. Love the movie and see it on the big screen whenever possible, but I've never touched the book. And I've read a TON of Stephen King.

Because I don't follow sports and because we're globally reenacting 2002 I have been very confused about internet lefties feeling sad for Halliburton.

Trying to write a joke about the USA getting regime changed by the rest of the world, but can't figure out the structure.

The cover of Eugene Weekly featuring a devastatingly hot woman holding an AR15 with the headline "ARE YOU TRIGGERED." The subheading says "as the Trump administration attacks trans people, some queer folks are armed and ready to bash back." Cover model is Eve Weston. She is wearing a pink crop top, black mini skirt, purple tights, and combat boots as she cradles the AR15. The title of the alt weekly "Eugene Weekly" is in purple and the "triggered" in "Are you triggered" is pink. It is hard to express in my little words how hard this goes.

Eugene, Oregon going HARD. So good.

I got put on a gender troll list because of this tweet.

I tried to use a bathroom at a Tim Horton's in Kamloops but I couldn't because someone was being taken out of one of them in a stretcher and the other had bloody cargo pants on the floor.

#taskmaster