Chimp Rage

I'll be there Tuesday!

A young center's schedule offers insight into how the Wizards approach player development.

😂

Same, dude. Same.

Wow...now do the Big Hunt

This seems important:

The best tweet deck replacement for sure

This is the sort of thing the Internet is supposed to be used for. bsky.app/profile/davi...

NEW PROJECT: Welcome to ESPN’s Sports Misery Index. You tell us what pro teams you love and we’ll crunch the numbers – no fancy AI needed here – to tell you just how happy you should be.

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Team Fortress 2 player deletes rare $6,700 item... for a second time A Steam user named Gregarious baffles the community over the apparent destruction of a rare item of which there are only a few hundred in existence

A Steam user named Gregarious baffles the community over the apparent destruction of a rare item of which there are only a few hundred in existence

The Best Sandwiches Around D.C., According to Eater Editors 16 destinations for a handheld masterpiece

here's a list of some good sandwiches in and around dc right now. no reason. dc.eater.com/maps/best-sa...

Gilbert Arenas arrested, charged with running illegal gambling business Arenas ran an illegal gambling ring and hosted high-level poker games in his home, according to an indictment filed by federal prosecutors.

Gilbert Arenas and 5 others were arrested today in LA, the Dept. of Justice said. They were allegedly running an illegal gambling ring, according to the fed gov't, and running poker games out of Arenas' home. Arenas was charged on 3 counts and to be arraigned today.
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In one of the most bizarre experiences of my recent life, I encountered this strange video on the shelf at @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social today, and it led me down a rabbit hole that still has my brain reeling.

“Opening Tonight! Barbouzard Brings French Riviera Glamour to D.C.” See all the info and some stunning photos! - PoPville photo by Scott Suchman From a press release: "Partners Nasr El Hage, Nellie Elana Gebrail, Dany Abi-Najm, and Cedric Maupillier are pleased to announce the official opening of Barbouzard, a French-Med...

Holy moly this is beautiful, have a look around: www.popville.com/2025/07/barb...

The Commanders have reinstated WR Terry McLaurin from Reserve/Did Not Report and placed him on the Active/Physically Unable to Perform List (ankle).

Released CB Fentrell Cypress.

Tomorrow is my last day at The Washington Post. I'm taking a buyout. Was a thrill and I will write something else about all this at some point.

So long Dan, thanks for all the cheese.

BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne has died at 76 - PA

Wed. June 18 in DMV DC- Kendrick Lamar , SZA @ Northwest Stadium (rap, r&b); Mannequin Pussy at 930 club; Fonseca @ Eaglebank Arena ; Backyard Band @ 9 @ Ivy City Smokehouse (go-go); Cults @ Union Stage; Sirius Company @ Sobe (go-go); New Impressionz @ Babylon (go-go); 🧵

Changes to the WaPo

Changes to the WaPo

Holy wow…look at the changes coming to the Post. 👀 Metro doesn’t even get its own section at all anymore, any day.

High on Life 2 announced at Xbox Games Showcase Your adventure with a talking gun continues

High on Life 2 announced at Xbox Games Showcase

This article is an excellent look at why groupthink is a disease that has plagued draft coverage for years.

Really awesome stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Timeline of Sauron • Accessible Image Viewer This image is a detailed infographic titled 'Timeline of Sauron' which covers the complete life and events concerning the Second Dark Lord from 'The Lord of the Rings'.

You think you know Lord of the Rings? This guy knows Lord of the Rings, holy crap

This is such a niche book but damnit I am that niche!

Agree, if there's no rules, just keep spending and run a deficit and pay it back next year when they can use the money