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Relatable sarcasmπŸ–€ Humour. Helping you survive life… one sarcastic quote at a time. My stickers might make your coworkers nervous: https://www.redbubble.com/people/cynicalcorner

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Unplugging felt great until I realized I had to talk to people.

Unplugging felt great until I realized I had to talk to people.

#cynicalcorner #funnymeme #textpost #sarcastic #humor

05.04.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rent is due, eggs cost a fortune, but sure, let’s talk about saving for retirement.

Rent is due, eggs cost a fortune, but sure, let’s talk about saving for retirement.

#cynicalcorner #funny #sarcasticmemes #sarcasm #witty

04.04.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a movie character wake up to sunlight, birds chirping, and peace. Must be nice to be fictional.

#cynicalcorner

03.04.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I don’t have time for drama, but I’ll make an exception for memes.

I don’t have time for drama, but I’ll make an exception for memes.

#cynicalcorner #funnyvideos #sarcasmquotes #funny #humor

02.04.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My love language? Sending memes and hoping for a LOL in return.

#cynicalcorner #funnymeme #textpost #sarcastic #humor

01.04.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
When they say β€˜let’s take it slow’ but you’re 100% sure they’re already texting their ex.

When they say β€˜let’s take it slow’ but you’re 100% sure they’re already texting their ex.

#cynicalcorner #funny #sarcasticmemes #sarcasm #witty

31.03.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Office coffee: because 'hot brown water' is just too honest.

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30.03.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I’ll stop procrastinating… tomorrow. Probably.

I’ll stop procrastinating… tomorrow. Probably.

#cynicalcorner #humor #relatable #funny #sarcasticquote

30.03.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My toxic trait? Checking my bank account like it’s SchrΓΆdinger’s paycheck β€” both alive and dead at the same time.

#cynicalcorner

29.03.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

30s hit different. Back pain included. πŸ˜‚

27.03.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I’m 30, so now I get to say β€˜I’m too old for this’ and actually mean it.

I’m 30, so now I get to say β€˜I’m too old for this’ and actually mean it.

#cynicalcorner #funny #sarcasticmemes #sarcasm #witty #humor #relatable

27.03.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
2025: When even the groundhog is tired of predicting the weather.

2025: When even the groundhog is tired of predicting the weather.

#cynicalcorner #humor #relatable

05.03.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when β€œadulting” was just a meme? Now it's my entire life.

03.03.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.

28.02.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 94684    πŸ” 10919    πŸ’¬ 2804    πŸ“Œ 484
Ukraine’s fight for freedom is clear. The U.S. president’s stance? Not so much.

Ukraine’s fight for freedom is clear. The U.S. president’s stance? Not so much.

Stand with UkraineπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ #Ukraine

01.03.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The best part is watching Zelenskyy stay very calm while the crazy orange man unravelled in front of the world.

28.02.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

The way Zelenskyy was treated was absolutely disgusting.

28.02.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 796    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Your dignity honors the bravery of the Ukrainian people.

Be strong, be brave, be fearless.
You are never alone, dear President Zelenskyy.

We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.

28.02.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 73885    πŸ” 14777    πŸ’¬ 1622    πŸ“Œ 706

Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.

Let that sink in.

28.02.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 52724    πŸ” 10628    πŸ’¬ 510    πŸ“Œ 257
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Less than 20 seconds after Zelenskyy says "thank you," Donald Trump starts screeching that he isn't thankful.

What a total embarrassment.

28.02.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1195    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 18
My type? Red flags but in a fun way.

My type? Red flags but in a fun way.

#cynicalcorner #humor #relatable #funny

26.02.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
guy dodging a bunch of words (positive dismissive comments)
Trying to dodge toxic positivity and dismissive comments

guy dodging a bunch of words (positive dismissive comments) Trying to dodge toxic positivity and dismissive comments

25.02.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
A meme with a picture of SpongeBob, weak and in Google's arms, painfully whispering, "Come closer." Then he struggles to say, "I need... I NEED YOU TO LET ME TURN OFF AI OVERVIEW" seriously it's so bad πŸ˜…

A meme with a picture of SpongeBob, weak and in Google's arms, painfully whispering, "Come closer." Then he struggles to say, "I need... I NEED YOU TO LET ME TURN OFF AI OVERVIEW" seriously it's so bad πŸ˜…

It's so bad

25.02.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
a poorly drawn cat with an arched-back posture - fssssss

a poorly drawn cat with an arched-back posture - fssssss

a black cat in a defensive posture. the cat's back is arched, its fur is puffed up, and its legs are stretched out

a black cat in a defensive posture. the cat's back is arched, its fur is puffed up, and its legs are stretched out

boo

25.02.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1599    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

I love how my paycheck disappears faster than my motivation.

20.02.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Other than every single thing, I'm fine

20.02.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
A meme with a caption that says, "how I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I’m awake and would like a cookie." It shows a beluga whale with a blank but hopeful expression. Gotta make sure they see me πŸ‘€πŸ˜…

A meme with a caption that says, "how I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I’m awake and would like a cookie." It shows a beluga whale with a blank but hopeful expression. Gotta make sure they see me πŸ‘€πŸ˜…

20.02.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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#valentinesday #cynicalcorner #funny #textpost #sarcastic #humor

14.02.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love is temporary. Pizza is forever. Agree or disagree?πŸ•

14.02.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll rise, but I refuse to shine.

14.02.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

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