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Bluesky's #1 most popular account. Old, weird, maladjusted, not too bright - that's the Fresh Newlook guarantee! ๐“…ƒ active on https://jorts.horse/@fresh_newlook https://bsky.app/profile/fresh-newlook.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy

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21.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this place is gonna speedrun the entire existence of twitter in like two years, choose your mastodon instance wisely

14.11.2024 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Verrence (SPOOPY MODE) (@Verrence@jorts.horse) THE BIGGEST HOG: FINAL ROUND! [ ] Don Knotts [ ] Valerie Frizzle

two honorable contenders, can't blame anyone for struggling with this one
https://jorts.horse/@Verrence/115390881226601135

17.10.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GWAR- The Observatory, Santa Ana Ca 10/17/13 Mulitcamera from master sources w/Dave Brockie Complete https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QklJ61BhiKM

17.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BIT Plane by the Bureau of Inverse Technology (BIT) Between November 1997 and February 1998, the Bureau of Inverse Technology (BIT) launched and flew a remote control plane, nose-mounted with a miniature video camera and transmitter, through Silicon...

peertube and chill
https://video.rhizome.org/videos/watch/8493050a-82ec-4a7c-8887-501273b3e8e1

16.10.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mr. Q The Pizza Demon (@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party) Attached: 1 image Firefox just updated and those shit eaters decided to add some ai slop search engine to the browser so make sure to go under your search settings and remove it like I'm about to.

yet again, just like last time, the most recent firefox update turned on a bunch of AI crap i had manually turned off in about:config. https://laserdisc.party/@radicalrobit/115377768894766447

15.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's very disorienting to not have to be constantly shoveling terrible accounts into the wood chipper,, it's like when you quit cigs and you aren't sure what to do with your hands anymore

11.10.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even if you fix it you can tell it's been broke.

10.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I turned off all the labels from the official Bluesky moderation service except maybe the spam ones. Obviously they're not really acting in good faith so I feel I had to throw out the whole thing.

10.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elk A nimble Mastodon web client

I got put onto elk.zone, it's much better. Lets you log on with any instance

08.10.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the "lame ass trump nicknames" game has devolved to the point of just randomly rearranging letters in his name, resulting in something that you can't pronounce, which means nothing and which carries no weight as an insult. just makes you look like you're drunk

27.06.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โŒ making up goofy insult names for people
โœ… speaking with such venom that the real name becomes an insult

12.11.2024 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting all gassed up about your latest 4th grade tier insult by hundreds of bots looking for keywords to bless with likes

29.03.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Phanpy Minimalistic opinionated Mastodon web client

great web interface and great Android app, it makes mastodon 1000x more viable as a posting space

09.10.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Farm Goth (@farmgoth@mastodon.social) 12 Posts, 35 Following, 26 Followers ยท Dag gummit #fuckaas

Okay, so I made a Mastodon. Not because I'm leaving, but because I'm nosy as hell.

mastodon.social/@farmgoth

10.10.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has enough time passed that we can it was fucking insane Obama won a Nobel peace prize like Trump was right about that one specific thing

09.10.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

weird thing; i canโ€™t see your (Britโ€™s) replies in this thread unless I click โ€˜show hiddenโ€™โ€ฆ. why hidden, who hiding, stoopid website, conspiring to make me do the thing (learn mastodon) but I donโ€™t wanna learn stuff ๐Ÿ˜ฉ it hurts ๐Ÿ˜– and iโ€™m lazy ๐Ÿ™ƒ

10.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alternate Method of Entry || Get Started Monopoly Game at McDonald's

mcdonal is doing the monopoly thing again and if you didn't know, it's considered a sweepstakes which means they need what's called an "alternative method of entry" for people who don't want to pay. you can request free game pieces (which occasionally are free food) 5 times per day here

09.10.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 311    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

[3 days later]: damn, itโ€™s poppin off over on mastodon lol

09.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
@brit
bsky mods are shadow banning my skeets about tooting now
$ 11
6
#31
Eric
&17m โ€ข@ejstacey@social.joyrex.net
@brit
can't imagine why...
... and when baseball is in playoffs too. Ouch.
Growth over the last 7 days

image of chart showing the decline in daily users/posters on bsky in the past 7 days

not huge or anything, but still. lol.

@brit bsky mods are shadow banning my skeets about tooting now $ 11 6 #31 Eric &17m โ€ข@ejstacey@social.joyrex.net @brit can't imagine why... ... and when baseball is in playoffs too. Ouch. Growth over the last 7 days image of chart showing the decline in daily users/posters on bsky in the past 7 days not huge or anything, but still. lol.

yeah, yโ€™all are busted ๐Ÿคจ lmfao

09.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Calling out increasingly baroque and intimidating names for my attacks, like the Litany of Agony or Mournful Dance Among the Dead, but every time I just shoot the enemy with my gun

09.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 382    ๐Ÿ” 160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Remember, if you enjoy life half as much as Vincent Price must have, you're doing okay.

09.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I am the furthest thing from a lawyer but ChatGPT is legally NOT a lawyer, thus not having lawyer-client confidentiality, which means your legal advice convos or whatever can be subpoenaed. Have fun!

09.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

a platform is not truly decentralized unless a furry with a spare raspberry pi 3 can spin up its own instance of it

06.10.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

most considerate BMW driver

09.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A few days before the taping, Colbert's producers held a prep call with the candidates and their aides. The sample questions covered basic political topics, such as the meaning of democratic socialism. Right before the candidates went onstage, the producers appeared in the greenroom and said that they wanted to go over a few more questions. Earlier that day, a group of prominent Jewish figures, including Elisha Wiesel, the son of Elie Wiesel, had sent a letter to Colbert demanding that he grill Mamdani on his views of Israel. According to people who were in the room, one of the producers suggested a "thumbs-up or thumbs-down" segment:
"Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: Hamas. Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state."

Mamdani's face dropped. "I just couldn't believe what was happening," he told me. "That a genocide could be distilled into a late-night game." His aides were incensed. "You have the first Muslim candidate for mayor in the history of New York," Zara Rahim, a senior adviser to Mamdani, told one of the producers. "You don't want to ask him a question about that?" (CBS did not respond to a request for comment.) In the end, the game didn't happen, but Colbert did ask Mamdani whether he believed that Israel had the right to exist. "Yes, like all nations, I believe it has a right to exist," he said. "And a responsibility also to uphold international law."

A few days before the taping, Colbert's producers held a prep call with the candidates and their aides. The sample questions covered basic political topics, such as the meaning of democratic socialism. Right before the candidates went onstage, the producers appeared in the greenroom and said that they wanted to go over a few more questions. Earlier that day, a group of prominent Jewish figures, including Elisha Wiesel, the son of Elie Wiesel, had sent a letter to Colbert demanding that he grill Mamdani on his views of Israel. According to people who were in the room, one of the producers suggested a "thumbs-up or thumbs-down" segment: "Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: Hamas. Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state." Mamdani's face dropped. "I just couldn't believe what was happening," he told me. "That a genocide could be distilled into a late-night game." His aides were incensed. "You have the first Muslim candidate for mayor in the history of New York," Zara Rahim, a senior adviser to Mamdani, told one of the producers. "You don't want to ask him a question about that?" (CBS did not respond to a request for comment.) In the end, the game didn't happen, but Colbert did ask Mamdani whether he believed that Israel had the right to exist. "Yes, like all nations, I believe it has a right to exist," he said. "And a responsibility also to uphold international law."

Colbert is singlehandedly one of the biggest disappointments of my past formative political development. of course, i was young when i first started watching the Colbert Report, but to see him become what he is? straight up filth, honestly.

09.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One big change from the great depression is that soup lines are illegal in around 39 cities now, to punish the unhoused.

09.10.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
wavering ever so slightly
because despite only being
interested in being involved in films from a producer's seat,
he accepted a small part in
'Sgt Pepper' with the Bee Gees
and Peter Frampton, despite turning down many other
offers to appear on screen.
"This is going to sound
terrible. I'd been on the road
and I hadn't done any
Christmas shopping and you can't get much In Nassau (his home). I got this invite to fly out to Hollywood, all expenses
paid, to stand with 2 or 300 of the Celebrities and sing a song. It was a great opportunity to do my Christmas shopping. It was a great party. That's all I want to say about It. "I think it's the worst film that's ever been made. I can't find any redeeming values in it."

wavering ever so slightly because despite only being interested in being involved in films from a producer's seat, he accepted a small part in 'Sgt Pepper' with the Bee Gees and Peter Frampton, despite turning down many other offers to appear on screen. "This is going to sound terrible. I'd been on the road and I hadn't done any Christmas shopping and you can't get much In Nassau (his home). I got this invite to fly out to Hollywood, all expenses paid, to stand with 2 or 300 of the Celebrities and sing a song. It was a great opportunity to do my Christmas shopping. It was a great party. That's all I want to say about It. "I think it's the worst film that's ever been made. I can't find any redeeming values in it."

had no idea Robert Palmer makes a cameo at the end of the Sgt. Pepper movie (from a Record Mirror interview, Oct 1978)

09.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

disregarding precise math, for every three followers i accumulate i am placed on one blocklist. however since i came here from mastodon, this is my engagement level comfort zone and my haters have played their role to perfection

07.11.2024 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

virginia still out here getting violently nude without reprisal

08.04.2024 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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