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@dumbgreentrash.bsky.social

stinks in here watch out

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More calories, more water. Like waaaaaay more water.

20.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gm all

20.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god i wish that were me

20.10.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry for meme dumping my phone is out of storage

20.10.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@ALeftistMoniker

Liberals love to call anyone to their left Tankies even though they control all the tanks in America and use them to crush poor people every day

@ALeftistMoniker Liberals love to call anyone to their left Tankies even though they control all the tanks in America and use them to crush poor people every day

20.10.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2035 FOOD PYRAMID

top of pyramid: Anti-depressants
tier 2: Soy milk
tier 3: Lab-grown meat
tier 4: Bugs
tier 5: Seed oils
bottom of pyramid: Microplastics

2035 FOOD PYRAMID top of pyramid: Anti-depressants tier 2: Soy milk tier 3: Lab-grown meat tier 4: Bugs tier 5: Seed oils bottom of pyramid: Microplastics

20.10.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screencap

house_feminist 
Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety

random-jot
Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

screencap house_feminist Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety random-jot Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

20.10.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
brain ascendance meme
tier 1: finishing projects
tier 2: abandoning projects
tier 3: starting a new project before finishing the
tier 4: continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything

brain ascendance meme tier 1: finishing projects tier 2: abandoning projects tier 3: starting a new project before finishing the tier 4: continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything

20.10.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
a bunch of babies in white robes standing on clouds in heaven. two are happily looking down at earth.
caption:
baby 1: Looks pretty bad down there. I sure am glad we were aborted!
baby 2: I wish EVERYONE could be aborted!

a bunch of babies in white robes standing on clouds in heaven. two are happily looking down at earth. caption: baby 1: Looks pretty bad down there. I sure am glad we were aborted! baby 2: I wish EVERYONE could be aborted!

20.10.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
post from user Not Rupi Kaur

we are
the daughters 
of all of
the women 
who refused
to go
to therapy

post from user Not Rupi Kaur we are the daughters of all of the women who refused to go to therapy

20.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eric Andre shooting his co-host meme
top: Me (getting shot) My mom (doing the shooting)
bottom: (mom turns to camera) Why does my daughter hate me

Eric Andre shooting his co-host meme top: Me (getting shot) My mom (doing the shooting) bottom: (mom turns to camera) Why does my daughter hate me

20.10.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a man with a cool sweatshirt sitting on a couch, making an exasperated expression while pouring himself a glass of alcohol.

caption: when you start giving them the same energy they been giving you & now they mad

a man with a cool sweatshirt sitting on a couch, making an exasperated expression while pouring himself a glass of alcohol. caption: when you start giving them the same energy they been giving you & now they mad

20.10.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a vegetable plant at a store. there is a small price sticker placed on the larger label, covering some of the lettering, so the sign now reads
 "Pot-of cum
Big Mama
Large & Sweet"

a vegetable plant at a store. there is a small price sticker placed on the larger label, covering some of the lettering, so the sign now reads "Pot-of cum Big Mama Large & Sweet"

20.10.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screencap of the pokemon cartoon, meowth is sick on the couch under a blanket and jesse is telling him "health must come first, or else evil can't prosper"

screencap of the pokemon cartoon, meowth is sick on the couch under a blanket and jesse is telling him "health must come first, or else evil can't prosper"

20.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
vintage ad 
Sears' Trouser Legs...
Don't call them "pants"

vintage ad Sears' Trouser Legs... Don't call them "pants"

20.10.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
fake t-shirt with a "badass skeleton" wearing a leather jacket, getting rained on that reads, in a variety of tough-guy fonts, "FEEL THE RAIN
ON YOUR SKIN 
NO ONE ELSE
CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU
ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN
NO ONE ELSE
NO ONE ELSE"

fake t-shirt with a "badass skeleton" wearing a leather jacket, getting rained on that reads, in a variety of tough-guy fonts, "FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN NO ONE ELSE NO ONE ELSE"

20.10.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

saw mario and luigi at taco time today

20.10.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
slightly fried meme, photo of a young woman in the driver's seat of a car looking at the camera smiling sarcastically.
caption reads:
 Family: "Why are you like this?"
Me: "Why did you emotionally abuse and neglect me my whole life?"

slightly fried meme, photo of a young woman in the driver's seat of a car looking at the camera smiling sarcastically. caption reads: Family: "Why are you like this?" Me: "Why did you emotionally abuse and neglect me my whole life?"

20.10.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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20.10.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there is something extremely pleasurable about listening to jazzhop while looking at pictures of plants

20.10.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your linework is ✨️so smooth✨️

20.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i <3 cbd rso

20.10.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm about to start blocking people for posting about sports

20.10.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

marc of polo

20.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys i just decided i dont like you and im gonna start being extremely cold to you

20.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

contrarianism, delusion, low iq

20.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone in this neighborhood likes grape swisher sweets

20.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

godzilla should crush more stuff with their thighs

20.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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