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I used to think topside parties on luxury yachts would be scintillating exchanges and now, well...

08.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, i think i have all of those at this moment.
Heart of Romaine slime - does that count?
Trying it out.
Oh no.
Maybe try those one at a time.
Do i call police or DOT to get me off this exit sign on the 405?

30.01.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at Frogg Toggs. The inexpensive ones I got are a pants and jacket set that are meant to go over other clothes.

29.01.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A curved curb in a parking lot has a segment of curb offset from the rest.

A curved curb in a parking lot has a segment of curb offset from the rest.

A panoramic photo centered on a flapole shows the buildings of the USGS campus in Menlo Park. No people or cars are visible.

A panoramic photo centered on a flapole shows the buildings of the USGS campus in Menlo Park. No people or cars are visible.

18.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A red street curb is offset from its neighbors.

A red street curb is offset from its neighbors.

Looking across a street in a park the curbs are offset and there are cracks consistent with shearing.

Looking across a street in a park the curbs are offset and there are cracks consistent with shearing.

A rounds, brass USGS benchmark shows 1994 ft above sea level

A rounds, brass USGS benchmark shows 1994 ft above sea level

18.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then I went to the closed down Menlo Park office of the USGS. Very deserted, eerie and cool to see. The outdoor rock specimens have been removed (a good thing). The benchmark was emblematic.

18.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

... crappy municipal maintenance - but it was cool to see. This really is a great place to see plate tectonics writ small. A lot of the f a mous curb offsets, etc in Berkeley have been fixed because, well, people need to walk and drive on straight roads.

18.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I went on a small self-guided Bay Area geology tour today. I went to Fremont Central Park to see the Hayward fault creep. An internet guide guided me to some curb offsets and echelon cracks, which you can see in the photos. It may seem like an inside joke, and this could equally be explained by

18.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! His thing is just saying "I'm rich" If I'm generous, he helped renovate a skating rink once. That is if I (or anyone) is extremely generous.

19.12.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was always a cruel system. Swiss children of millionaires got in easily because of low numbers of applicants. Indonesians with problematic names - no chance. I thought they got rid of this a couple years ago. I submitted for my husband at least ten times. That being said, K. Noem is residue.

19.12.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the mom, in a subliminal 3 frames at the end of the movie.

19.12.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, feels like three wolves howling at the moon on a t-shirt. Maybe a little too much, but I like it.

19.12.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you ❀️

19.12.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Oz's doctorate is in home economics - it's all really just a matter of keeping an eye on those pennies (and penises).

19.12.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Remember, with my 51 percent stake you get my connections in the fake pubic hair and tweed jacket spaces - you won't get that from anyone else here."

09.12.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like something from a George Saunders short story.

17.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'ts worth the couple quarters to play, because at home, laying the monitor down at just below waist height so you can push up against that short end is a real hassle.

17.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as the balloon animals are properly cooked, there is minimal chance of worms.

08.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet the love among live bats is something that feels hard, but warm. "We appreciate you that have died, but it is you, my living, flapping kin, that makes my each echolocation chirp a binding ping of love."

31.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*is

31.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, yes - the situation in familiar. Oh, it's not me - but I know him. He's a doll.

31.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Knowing they are called "feeder crickets", that's good enough. I'd be calling them "some crickets for your lizard - for their, um, food."

05.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or ads. It's like someone on the editorial side won the lottery and bought their paper.

05.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An off-white canvas totebag with "The Onion" logo on it is laying on a wood floor in an obvious way.

An off-white canvas totebag with "The Onion" logo on it is laying on a wood floor in an obvious way.

Area man "non-chalantly" posts photo of The Onion tote bag. "Oh, yeah - I've been a reader for decades," claims smarty-pants. "How do you spell 'chalant'" heard in associated voice assistant web search.

05.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the repost!

04.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At airport in Ponta Delgada - Just watched a late-60s couple pass candy between them via a fast, direct toss launched at hip height from 4 meters away and caught with equal nonchalance with one hand. That was cool.

04.10.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved watching the Pipes. I guess it was all whistling past the graveyard. None of the screens I watched then are around now. Pipes, bubbles, snakes - ultimately nothing could save those screens.

04.10.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Don't want to learn about a good writer via obit ever again. Scroll stops now.

27.09.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate finding out about writers this way.

27.09.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading these on Sunday and watching the handle get turned to fill the sausage casings is worth the price many times over. Back in the day (Westword in the 90s) this was "haha, funny take on that rascally opposition." Now it's "heehee - this really describes the existential threat perfectly!"

22.09.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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