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it's a two panel comic.

in the first panel, it's a screenshot of the breakroom from Half-Life with the microwave in view. 
drawn on to the screenshot, a scientist (Isaac Kleiner) stands with his hand on his chin, confused trying to figure out what Omen is doing. 
Omen is trying to reach the microwave, but is too short so she's flailing her legs around trying to hoist herself on to the counter

in the second panel, it's also a screenshot of the breakroom but at a angle where the exit is visible.
The scientist looks pissed and is flipping Omen off. Omen is scurrying away from the now exploded microwave, and out of the breakroom
while chackling "MWEHEH!"

it's a two panel comic. in the first panel, it's a screenshot of the breakroom from Half-Life with the microwave in view. drawn on to the screenshot, a scientist (Isaac Kleiner) stands with his hand on his chin, confused trying to figure out what Omen is doing. Omen is trying to reach the microwave, but is too short so she's flailing her legs around trying to hoist herself on to the counter in the second panel, it's also a screenshot of the breakroom but at a angle where the exit is visible. The scientist looks pissed and is flipping Omen off. Omen is scurrying away from the now exploded microwave, and out of the breakroom while chackling "MWEHEH!"

It seems @obliqueomen.girlkisser.info will do anything that doesn't involve getting her dork ass down to the test chamber....
#fanart #myart

Omen fucks with the microwave

28.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Erma and Gengar

Erma and Gengar

Happy 30th #pokemon

27.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 881    🔁 246    💬 9    📌 3

HELL YEAH! bogos binted?

28.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

glorpy in three dee!!!

28.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 247    🔁 76    💬 5    📌 0
A graphic with two vertical halves. The left half, with green background and check marks, says: "A safer internet IS MADE BY Encryption, Privacy, and Open Source"; the right half, with red background and crosses, says "A safer internet is NOT MADE BY Age verification, Scanning communication, or Tracking & data collection." #saferinternetday

A graphic with two vertical halves. The left half, with green background and check marks, says: "A safer internet IS MADE BY Encryption, Privacy, and Open Source"; the right half, with red background and crosses, says "A safer internet is NOT MADE BY Age verification, Scanning communication, or Tracking & data collection." #saferinternetday

Reposting this with alt text.

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puppylove (it/pup) stressed resting its paws on top of a random person's shoulders: do you know how hard it is being a fictional ai fucker in 2026

puppylove (it/pup) stressed resting its paws on top of a random person's shoulders: do you know how hard it is being a fictional ai fucker in 2026

23.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 578    🔁 127    💬 3    📌 0

waow this was over a year ago now o.o

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Captain's Log [New Vtuber Model Trailer]
YouTube video by GauntletQueen Captain's Log [New Vtuber Model Trailer]

🤜NEW VTUBER MODEL TRAILER🤛

Friday, 6th of March, 7PM GMT+1
New model, new overlay
Get excited :3

youtu.be/YgqWao6bf5Y
#vtuber #lowpoly

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Halfbody rendered commission of a shark girl in a cool leather jacket and leather pants. She's pulling on her jacket and looking at the viewer

Halfbody rendered commission of a shark girl in a cool leather jacket and leather pants. She's pulling on her jacket and looking at the viewer

Halfbody commission for @/mastergun117.bsky.social

#commissions #comms #art #furryart #furry

24.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 123    🔁 35    💬 1    📌 0
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"The Captain will figure out what to do. Surely."

24.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
Giant Rosalina kissing all over Pauline’s body.

Giant Rosalina kissing all over Pauline’s body.

Goddess Sized Kisses 🩵❤️
#rosalina #pauline #yuri #giantess

24.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 1485    🔁 408    💬 27    📌 2
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Wanted to draw an alien Miku!!

23.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 16358    🔁 5344    💬 134    📌 51

alien miku fanart :3c this is such an amazing design

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Preview
It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

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God my phone camera fuckign sucks anyway thrifted a nice dress

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自分色強めなミク〜

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When theres a sex scene, sometimes you just have to use what you have on hand...

#vtuber #vtuberclips

23.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 37    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0
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so i gained a new hyperfixation: here's a Crash Bandicoot PSX style study i did !

this was a super involved process, i made a dither node graph that has accurate PSX colour depth, vertex position compression, and more!

nina cortex you rule you deserve so much more -w-
#b3d

23.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 422    🔁 152    💬 13    📌 1

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

22.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 11662    🔁 4380    💬 27    📌 48
Art of me, one as a scraggly bearded guy in a hoodie and one of me in a cute sweater with longer hair and no beard with eyelashes. Guy me is saying "Sex is fine for me. I get told
that I'm very attractive and that
I'm good at sex but I don't
really understand what it is that
I do aside from being nice and
having a big dick. The only thing
that really gets me turned on is
playing with really esoteric and
unrealistic kinks, so much so that
I briefly considered I could be
asexual for a while." Girl me is saying "Now that I'm in a body that
feels like myself, I actually really
enjoy regular ol' vanilla sex. I
see what's fun about it now!! I
get hot and bothered way easier
and my libido FEELS higher despite
it logically going down because I
enjoy intimacy that much. Yeah, 
HRT and SSRIs make it hard to
orgasm like I used to, but the process
is SO much more fun now that I don't
particularly care! Also my esoteric and
unrealistic kinks just make me blindingly
horny now instead of regular horny."

Art of me, one as a scraggly bearded guy in a hoodie and one of me in a cute sweater with longer hair and no beard with eyelashes. Guy me is saying "Sex is fine for me. I get told that I'm very attractive and that I'm good at sex but I don't really understand what it is that I do aside from being nice and having a big dick. The only thing that really gets me turned on is playing with really esoteric and unrealistic kinks, so much so that I briefly considered I could be asexual for a while." Girl me is saying "Now that I'm in a body that feels like myself, I actually really enjoy regular ol' vanilla sex. I see what's fun about it now!! I get hot and bothered way easier and my libido FEELS higher despite it logically going down because I enjoy intimacy that much. Yeah, HRT and SSRIs make it hard to orgasm like I used to, but the process is SO much more fun now that I don't particularly care! Also my esoteric and unrealistic kinks just make me blindingly horny now instead of regular horny."

Frank Discussions of My Sexuality as a Transgender Woman

22.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 4137    🔁 612    💬 64    📌 28
Digital illustration of Vtuber Gauntlet Queen punching her fist towards the camera

Digital illustration of Vtuber Gauntlet Queen punching her fist towards the camera

Gauntlet Queen Punch! 👊 @gq.punchgirl.live
#GauntletArt #Vtuber #VtuberFanArt

22.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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you've all got it wrong. jamie's actually the shrimp. the girl is jamie's page

21.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 2971    🔁 430    💬 28    📌 1
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commission done for @starlitejade.bsky.social! 🎃
cute friendly pumpkin gals are never out of season. you heard it here first.

19.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 438    🔁 107    💬 2    📌 1
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big news, y'all :)))

my boyfriend's been setting this up for months and now it's finally real!!!

put me on your fridge!
put me on your phone!
put me on your particle accelerator!
put me on a thermos!*
put me in your house!

yay!!!!!!

* NEXT batch will be dishwasher safe lol
ko-fi.com/s/8ef4dbbfba

05.01.2026 19:22 — 👍 17    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0
“Armored Core 6 has turned us all, even the guys, into pure-hearted girls.” Mecha and otome game fans in Japan unite around the idea that AC6 feels like a dating sim

“Armored Core 6 has turned us all, even the guys, into pure-hearted girls.” Mecha and otome game fans in Japan unite around the idea that AC6 feels like a dating sim

What did they mean by this?

17.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 617    🔁 196    💬 8    📌 19
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we are here for each other, and strong together 💕

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