Nick G

It was supposed to be a joke!

It has the feeling of a reply that's a decent start and then all out for 160

FFS flag shaggers can't even draw two straight lines on a mini roundabout let alone start an insurrection

A painter and plasterer being done inside a fortnight?!
Can't get the materials, got another job on Shoreditch way, missus has chucked him out
Trust me Sam your trouble's not done yet

You get to go through boarding first, which means you get to stand crowded in by a door for half an hour until boarding actually starts
... And everyone who doesn't have speedy boarding now has a good chance of sitting down in the waiting area at the gate

I will stand my ground firmly in my defence of Dorset Apple Cake having no candied orange peel! ⚔️

Or do you mean Lardy Cake, in which case I'll have to double check the recipe with my mum?

Chiggywigs on Portland. The original Portland, in Dorset, not the colonial copies 😀

It could only have been funnier if a guy on a moped came up and snatched the bag with the jewels

My thought was that Neurolink is heading somewhere

He probably watched the end of Robocop

Look at it this way, in about 20 years we're near as dammit a republic
There'll be barely any working royals left (especially as William seems to be a lazy arse) and the extended collection of cousins is utterly inconsequential

Is it Deadpool?

Or a prediction, even

Production: Pakistan score slowly, but get one really good over, it rains and they win on DLS

Expecting England to bat out six overs feels a bit optimistic after this morning

A good piece, a brave piece, an important piece, and a piece that will (unfortunately) be completely ignored by Google

In other news, shotguns and canned goods are undervalued

Many years ago I read his autobiography. When he reached the bit where he joined the Happy Mondays it became clear that he couldn't remember any of it

By "rights issues" do you mean "they were a mess at the time and after all this time aren't going to be any better"?

Still, it's made me want to try to get hold of it somehow

The consolation is potentially that their next match is against Sri Lanka so they should be able to experiment with the batting line up

It could have been a genuine desire for young people in the UK to get a university education

I suspect though that it was more to do with keeping a cohort of young people off of benefits

It's clear in this video that Jack doesn't have a young family, because if he did the importance of wipe-clean surfaces and a boot large enough to carry whatever gets hurled into it would become clear

Far far better in the original black and white. The chiaroscuro style of the art was perfect for this tale

Could make the World Cup Cricket there interesting

I'm a strong supporter of ABA (Anyone But Australia) and haven't been able to listen to any of the commentary so far. However it's now lunchtime and TMS is going on... So Australia will now rally and finish on about 360

An injured pace bowler and an out of form #3 doesn't fill me with confidence

It's in an actual warzone, and this supermarket still has more and better fresh produce than an equivalent store in the UK

Thanks for Brexit you flag shagging dicksplashes

I'm pretty sure @dreadships.bsky.social must have a thread on dazzle camouflage

I wonder if we've got so used to professional footballers retiring to their mansions that the idea of a player having a second career seems a novelty
Not everyone can move into coaching or commentary
Wishing her all success

There's something powerful about how she's gone though
She set her date well in advance, knew what she was going to do, and had a decent final season
She's not having the decision forced on her by injury, ennui or selection, and is young enough to not be out of place as a junior in her new career