Endless Mike goes a-wassailing🎄

I remember that from The Onion Radio. “The man found the pain unBEARable, but had no choice but to grin and BEAR it.”

I remember this scene very clearly because in college one of my friends had a girl over that the rest of us didn’t like so another friend kept playing this scene ostensibly to show off his new sound system but really to annoy her. That was Sarah Silverman! (in the movie, not my dorm)

The Arch Deluxe is back!

Tweet from @zachsipberberg: “i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now”

Tis the season.

This is also what Trump's plan for "Freedom Cities" is about. A plot to give federal land to billionaires so they can create democracy-free zones without laws, regulations, or taxes.

A blueprint for a post-democracy world. Expect a big push toward creating these new Fascist Cities...soon.

Spotify stands by ICE recruitment ads despite artist backlash Spotify stands by ICE recruitment ads despite artist backlash

Another day
Another: Fuck Spotify

www.avclub.com/spotify-stan...

Secretary Kristi Noem & @Sec_Noem X.com I just met with the President. I am recommending a full travel ban on every damn country that's been flooding our nation with killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies. Our forefathers built this nation on blood, sweat, and the unyielding love of freedom—not for foreign invaders to slaughter our heroes, suck dry our hard-earned tax dollars, or snatch the benefits owed to AMERICANS. WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE. 5:52 PM • 12/1/25 • 3.7M Views

i encourage other countries to call for the olympics & world cup to be relocated during the tenure of the current regime

these fucking freaks are going to disappear & traffic you

a man with long hair is wearing a necklace and a crown Alt: Conan the Barbarian, wearing a necklace and a crown

If it’s named after Crom, I assume battle pleases it.

Is that a phrenology device?

It's that time of year again

Mass murder.

I just want to say that I’m personally disgusted by most US policies right now. We should be fully supporting Ukraine, insisting on justice for Palestine, turning away from fossil fuels, making healthcare and education accessible to everyone, and treating immigrants humanely. Fuck this.

Front of Elevenses

Bakery display featuring “Elven bread”

A red hobbit door

Chest with armored Ringwraith hands reaching out of it

Meet me at the hobbit-themed cafe in Brunswick, Maine.

I feel like, "Why do Trump's doctors keep administering cognitive exams to him?" is a question the media might want to pursue, if for some reason they were inclined to apply the same standards to a Republican politician that they do to Democratic ones.

Hell yeah. We need Gerald on BlueSky.

Mike Hagger from the Final Fight arcade game standing before a cooked turkey power-up on the ground.

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

This is why OpenAI is selling so aggressively to education at all levels—they want to create entire generations of users incapable of reading, writing and thinking without ChatGPT to hold their hands

And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is

We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

That’s not cranberry sauce!

Infographic with text: Data and facts to help you push back against 7 false claims about mass incarceration and crime

Don’t worry! If your Thanksgiving dinner conversation turns from pie to prisons, or from cranberries to crime, we’ve got you covered. 🧵

"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.

NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...

Gotta keep shoveling money into the bottomless chasm! I am a smart businessman!

Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18

Nuke this company from orbit.

Jesus fucking Christ.

This sign needs to be tapped.