U&GOLD Reveals Top 10 Topical Christmas Cracker Jokes for 2025!
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor finds himself the topic of year’s cracker jokes
Oasis, David Harbour, Celebrity Traitors and Angela Rayner all feature in this
Been meaning to post for a while that I’m really happy to have placed 2nd in this year’s UK TVGold #GoldCrackers competition for my Oasis joke. Yes, I’ve had to explain to my elder family members it’s a song lyric all festive season.
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31.12.2025 11:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can we set up one of those government petitions making it illegal for places to sell Christmas dinner but only give you one pig in blanket.
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CHEESE! is out on Monday 9 December but you can grab a FREE copy of the book plus a set of stickers and a signed art print!
Just FOLLOW me then LIKE and SHARE this post before 23:59 Thursday 12 December. 1 winner will be selected at random on Friday 13 December (UK only).
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04.12.2024 20:34 — 👍 28 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 3
Really pleased to come 4th place in this year’s UK Gold Christmas Cracker joke competition over on ‘the other place’. #GoldCrackers
03.12.2024 12:36 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Congrats!
26.11.2024 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Can I be added to the starter pack of people who frequently think about posting something and then decide not to bother at the last minute
25.11.2024 09:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The tories must be due a new leader by now
19.11.2024 12:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just a Die Hard advent calendar on Amazon with a poorly photoshopped kid watching Hans Gruber plummet to his death.
Yippee Ki Yay Kids!
17.11.2024 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hi can you add me too please!
17.11.2024 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You absolutely should listen to this, and not just because I'm in it.
17.11.2024 15:00 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Great idea, can I be added please!
14.11.2024 09:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mean, it’s alright on here but I think it could probably do with a few fake Martin Lewis scam adverts to keep everyone on their toes.
14.11.2024 09:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Because it still means so much to me, here's a one-page comic me and Andreas Butzbach made a few years back during lockdown. Please give it a read and maybe a share. I'd still love to continue their story or find an avenue in comics to tell more stories like it. #comics
13.11.2024 11:17 — 👍 23 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0
I guess this is as good a first post as any: Please give a listen to this awesome new sketch pilot created by Tom Worsley. It’s really funny and I’m not just saying that because a sketch of mine is on there honest
24.09.2024 20:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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