I feel like, we, as a society, have done our very best to collectively forget hair metal. Good job, everyone.
10.08.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@averagejosh.bsky.social
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I feel like, we, as a society, have done our very best to collectively forget hair metal. Good job, everyone.
10.08.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0私が人生で欲しいのは、大きなカツカレーの皿だけです。
09.08.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooohhh, gotcha. That makes more sense. I was doing the math on their ages and was real confused. That clears it up!
09.08.2025 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Son or grandson??
09.08.2025 11:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One of the many perks of attending a small liberal arts university is that frat/sorority culture doesn't really exist in any meaningful way. Or at least it didn't at my school. I don't find one single aspect of that stuff the least bit appealing. 🥴
08.08.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought about this earlier today and started giggling. 😂
07.08.2025 04:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a small friend group that coalesced from our shared love of King of the Hill. Our passions run high, and as such, we are total snobs about anything regarding the show. A mantra I often repeat is: people outside our group should not be allowed to discuss or even have an opinion on the show. 😬
05.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/aver...
05.08.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I had no idea sloppy joe enjoyers were so hostile. 😭
05.08.2025 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought it was against the law just to make sloppy joes. 🤷♂️
05.08.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It wasn't until Breath of the Wild that I realized that I'd been saying "Kakariko Village" wrong my entire life. 😅
04.08.2025 02:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 090 minutes until we get ten new episodes of King of the Hill in the Year of our Lord, Two-Thousand and Twenty-Five.
04.08.2025 02:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not sure why anyone would wanna be in first until they cross the finish line. 😅
04.08.2025 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like that. I also like the idea of a little library/reading nook.
03.08.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good lookin' couple!
03.08.2025 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They just said the same on big FOX, except that it's only a contingency plan and not a done deal atm.
03.08.2025 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm just glad to see my boys having fun (for once). 😂♥️
03.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been to NYC, Chicago, DC, Raleigh, Charlotte and Atlanta. Would like to see Boston, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia and... maybe some of the California/West Coast spots. Mostly want to get back to Chicago, though.
31.07.2025 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[6] L To Calvisius. Thave been spending all my time here among my tablets and books as quietly as I could wish. "How is that possible," you ask, "in Rome?" Well, the Circensian games have been on, and that is a kind of spectacle which has not the slightest attraction for me. There is no novelty, no variety in it, nothing which one wants to see twice. Hence I am the more amazed that so many thousands of men * should be eager, like a pack of children, to see horses running time after time, and the charioteers bending over their cars. There might be some reason for their enthusiasm if it was the speed of the hors or the skill of the drivers that was the attraction, but it is the racing-colours which they favour, and the racing-colours that fire their love. If, in the middle of the course and during the race itself, the colours were to be changed, their enthusiasm and partisanship would change with them, and they would suddenly desert the drivers and the horses, whom they recognise afar and whose names they shout aloud. Such is the influence and authority vested i one cheap tunic, I don't say with the common crowd, - for that is even cheaper than the tunic, - but with certain men of position; and when I consider that they can sit for so long without growing tired, looking on at such a fruitless, cheerless, and tedious sport, I really feel a sort of pleasure in the thought that what they take delight in has no charm for me. Thus it is that I have been only too glad to pass my leisure time among my books during the race-meeting, while others have been wasting their days in the most idle occupations. Farewell.
[first lines Jerry: Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify. Because the players are always changing, the team can move to another city. You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it. I mean, you are standing and cheering and yelling for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city. Fans will be so in love with a player, but if he goes to another team, they boo him. This is the same human being in a different shirt. They hate him now. "Boo! Different shirt. Booooo."
Pliny the Younger apparently thought sports were very stupid but it's funny that it's for the exact reason laid out in Seinfeld s6e12 ("The Label Maker")
31.07.2025 00:09 — 👍 1453 🔁 315 💬 20 📌 19I'm way behind. I've only got six of these. To be fair, I don't care about most of them. 😬
31.07.2025 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are there people who don't? 😅
I always wondered why they didn't make an anti-perspirant with the original scent.
In less than a week, my favorite show of all time, which is an integral part of my personality, will be back with new episodes. I watched the pilot as it premiered following The Simpsons, I watched the finale live as it aired, and I will be there to stream season 14 at midnight, I tell ya what. ♥️
30.07.2025 03:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'll keep with it, but I keep finding myself going back to Mario Kart World instead.
30.07.2025 00:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I propose the creation of the Garlic Bread for Dinner subcommittee. All in favor?
29.07.2025 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wow, that's wild, because I absolutely LOVE it!
29.07.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Welp, I guess I'm 37 now.
29.07.2025 02:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0It's so hard to pick, and I could give a reason for any of them, but I have to go with Kiki's Delivery Service. Relatively low-stakes for most of the movie and just a sweet, charming film.
27.07.2025 00:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hmm, one configuration is:
- ketchup
- mustard
- creamy burger sauce
- sour dill pickles
- sliced rings of red onion
- yellow American cheese
Just the right amount of burnt (tasted great, btw). 😅
25.07.2025 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bestie got us Braves tickets last weekend for my birthday. It was a good time (even though we did not win). 😊♥️
25.07.2025 02:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0