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Junior club hockey is MUCH more expensive than this, you can drop $1k on a weekend travel tournament, no problem.

He go poopy in pants make boom boom.

Putting the medal on him, and him celebrating like he won something, is cringe at its core.

I was on Twitter for the writers and the book recommendations, the essays, the poetry, the community. I am here now for the same. I’m a nerd. Please reply with a favorite recent essay or poem or story or book recommendation, and thank you.

It was a slow week for entertainment on BlueSky, but y'all are cooking with gas today.

Wal-Mart/Target and the US government are all learning the same lesson at the same time: no one is dependent upon you, you were growing because you offered a competitive advantage. Now, you don't, and we (consumers/other countries) will thrive without you.

hahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahaha

I *just* randomly installed and played a bit of Patapon Remastered today.

What I gathered today is that if Xbox does produce another console, it's going to be packed with AI-mandatory bullshit.

"I read very well. Great comprehension." lmao this dude is a special kind of idiot.

"Big boob salute" gif and image search received some results.

Better not tell Trump they're doing science, or he might have them all executed.

What am I gonna do with 99 pounds? I need 25% of that in ass alone. Just sayin'.

"Can't scrub floors, but must keep them clean."

Glad I saw Crime 101, it would have been a... crime for it to go to streaming only.

After I said they should post a pic with their user name and date, this account blocked me. Block away.

If you think your own joke is so funny that you repost it 3 times, you're definitely getting unfollowed. Some of the 'funny' accounts are running out of funny.

Man, love Bottoms. Glad to hear people finding it, still.

My wife joked about the gray I'm getting in my beard, and I stone-faced an, "And I like it." as I solemnly cried inside.

How big is the wheel? What is it made of? I have so many questions, Jonas.

You should take a picture of yourself with the date and your @ on a piece of paper, so people know it's you.

My Name is Jonas

My 7 year old enjoyed GOAT. And we can happily leave it at that.

Really anticipating Masters of the Universe! Thanks for the follow.

It's 4, Alaska is undefeated in drinking, Wisconsin being a close second.

Is that a challenge? Because I could bother him in one sentence. Not even, a phrase. Possibly 2 words, even.

We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.