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Andrew M. Reichart

@andrewmreichart.bsky.social

Therapist (now accepting new clients in California andrewreichart.com), writer, editor, publisher (autpress.com) abolitionist, antifascist, Jew, heathen, warlock, werewolf. He. Co-writer of the Weird Luck webcomic weirdluck.net

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I could run a GURPS campaign (including character creation!) with no rulebooks. Entirely from frickinโ€™ memory.

08.12.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was the second fastest cashier at the supermarket I worked at & would routinely have a perfectly accurate drawer after thousands of dollars of small transactions. The fastest cashier was a charming chatterbox (who also had perfect drawers) but you wouldnโ€™t get a word out of me, I was goddamn busy.

08.12.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eternal fair game

08.12.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twenty years ago and it feels like yesterday.

08.12.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This may do more harm than good, but it seems worth a try: there was that time I was at the beach and the biggest dachshund I ever saw (like an english foxhound standing in a hole) sauntered up to our towel and, utterly casually, disgorged what looked like half a dozen or undigested hot dogs.

08.12.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh wait I think I misinterpreted the nuances of โ€œnever pull offโ€

07.12.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the curse that makes it bond to your flesh forever is an understandable dealbreaker tho

07.12.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Movie you've watched more than six time with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

07.12.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

of all the trends to overtake western civilization

07.12.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

super duper not wrong

07.12.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

masterpiece

07.12.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bill Hicks on "Marketing" (Explicit Language)
YouTube video by RunChatLive Bill Hicks on "Marketing" (Explicit Language)

As a therapist I am legally and ethically required to advise replacing his three syllable refrain with the phrase โ€œquit your job,โ€ but.

youtu.be/9h9wStdPkQY?...

07.12.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go

07.12.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he definitely says โ€œalunimumโ€

07.12.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You heard my style, I think you missed the point

ITโ€™S THE JOINT

07.12.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ooh-ooh" is my disco call
MCA (Ha-ha), I'm gettin' rope, y'all
Routines I bust, and the rhymes that I write
And I'll be busting routines and rhymes all night
Like eating burgers or chicken and you'll be picking ya nose, man
I'm on time, homie, that's how it goes

07.12.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
Got a boat to eat shrimp in
Ainโ€™t nothinโ€™ wrong with my leg I'm just b-boy limpin'
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat

07.12.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
And I beat a biter down with an alunimum bat
A lot of people they be jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
They be staring at the radio, staying up all night

07.12.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suckers to the side, I know you hate my Ninety-Eight
(You're gonna get yours!)
Suckers to the side, I know you hate my Ninety-Eight
(You're gonna get yours!)

07.12.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In this corner with the Ninety-Eight
Subject of suckers, object of hate
Who's the one some think is great?
I'm that one (son of a gun!)
Drivin' by wavin' my fist
Makin' 'em mad when I'm goin' like this
Top gun, never on the run
(They know not to come 'cause theyโ€™ll get some)

07.12.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ืฉืึฐืžึทึ–ืข ื™ึดืฉื‚ึฐืจึธืึตึ‘ืœ ื™ึฐื”ึนื•ึธึฅื” ืึฑืœึนื”ึตึ–ื™ื ื•ึผ ื™ึฐื”ึนื•ึธึฅื”โ€‰ื€โ€‰ืึถื—ึธึฝื“ืƒ
ื•ึฐืึธึฃื”ึทื‘ึฐืชึผึธึ” ืึตึ–ืช ื™ึฐื”ึนื•ึธึฃื” ืึฑืœึนื”ึถึ‘ื™ืšึธ ื‘ึผึฐื›ื‡ืœึพืœึฐื‘ึธื‘ึฐืšึธึฅ ื•ึผื‘ึฐื›ื‡ืœึพื ึทืคึฐืฉืึฐืšึธึ– ื•ึผื‘ึฐื›ื‡ืœึพืžึฐืึนื“ึถึฝืšึธืƒ
ื•ึฐื”ึธื™ึžื•ึผ ื”ึทื“ึผึฐื‘ึธืจึดึฃื™ื ื”ึธืึตึ—ืœึผึถื” ืึฒืฉืึถึจืจ ืึธื ึนื›ึดึงื™ ืžึฐืฆึทื•ึผึฐืšึธึ› ื”ึทื™ึผึ–ื•ึนื ืขึทืœึพืœึฐื‘ึธื‘ึถึฝืšึธืƒ
ื•ึฐืฉืึดื ึผึทื ึฐืชึผึธึฃื ืœึฐื‘ึธื ึถึ”ื™ืšึธ ื•ึฐื“ึดื‘ึผึทืจึฐืชึผึธึ– ื‘ึผึธึ‘ื ื‘ึผึฐืฉืึดื‘ึฐืชึผึฐืšึธึค ื‘ึผึฐื‘ึตื™ืชึถึ™ืšึธึ™ ื•ึผื‘ึฐืœึถื›ึฐืชึผึฐืšึธึฃ ื‘ึทื“ึผึถึ”ืจึถืšึฐ ื•ึผึฝื‘ึฐืฉืื‡ื›ึฐื‘ึผึฐืšึธึ– ื•ึผื‘ึฐืงื•ึผืžึถึฝืšึธืƒ
ื•ึผืงึฐืฉืึทืจึฐืชึผึธึฅื ืœึฐืึ–ื•ึนืช ืขึทืœึพื™ึธื“ึถึ‘ืšึธ ื•ึฐื”ึธื™ึฅื•ึผ ืœึฐื˜ึนื˜ึธืคึนึ–ืช ื‘ึผึตึฅื™ืŸ ืขึตื™ื ึถึฝื™ืšึธืƒ
ื•ึผื›ึฐืชึทื‘ึฐืชึผึธึ›ื ืขึทืœึพืžึฐื–ึปื–ึฅื•ึนืช ื‘ึผึตื™ืชึถึ–ืšึธ ื•ึผื‘ึดืฉืึฐืขึธืจึถึฝื™ืšึธืƒ

07.12.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.

07.12.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
(Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth) sings hymns at heavenโ€™s gate;

07.12.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,
Desiring this manโ€™s art and that manโ€™s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;

07.12.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When, in disgrace with fortune and menโ€™s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,

07.12.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œLook on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!โ€

07.12.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They said, "You have a blue guitar,
You do not play things as they are."

The man replied, "Things as they are
Are changed upon the blue guitar."

07.12.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when you post lyrics I appreciate how unFiltered you get

07.12.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

masterpiece

07.12.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More reasons to read @andrewmreichart.bsky.social's CITY OF THE WATCHER TRILOGY!

weirdluck.net/books/

06.12.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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