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An important update regarding the release date of 007 First Light.

Mick Foley is more CM Punk than CM Punk

Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao

Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)

a taylor swift album so bad it got me revisiting brat

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.”

Charlie Kirk

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

A meme image featuring a man lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen tube, looking unimpressed. Above the image, text reads: “You’re a sick person if you’re celebrating Hulk Hogan’s death.”

All of bluesky

Hulk Hogan was a fuckall human being but we should separate the art from the artist and be willing to acknowledge that he was also a fuckall wrestler who was so stiff they had to pretend a clothesline and a leg drop were finishing moves

I discovered yesterday, in a mass email sent at 3am, that I will not be receiving the roughly £40,000 that my publisher Unbound/Boundless owes me for pre-order sales of The Paradox Paradox. The payment for five years of work, gone.

#unboundless

This is an absolutely disastrous framing to adopt. “Immigration beings great gains but it needs to be controlled to maximise benefits” was/is right there on the table. Instead they have opted to lead with the strongest possible “Nigel Farage is right, don’t vote for him” headline.

You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017

Guy who was waiting for the next season of Twin Peaks to answer everything and neatly wrap up the story: oh no

Thanks to all for your kind remembrances on this awful day. Words will come later. Only feelings at the moment. Mourn and remember him but don’t forget to celebrate too. We won’t see his like again. The man from another place has gone home. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks

If you’re creating new Popeye work be careful - although the character is now in the public domain, his iconic catchphrase “I’ll fuck anything that moves” won’t enter the public domain till 2032

On December 21, 2012, PSY's Gangnam Style became the first video on YouTube to hit 1 billion views, changing internet history forever.

On December 21, 2012, PSY's Gangnam Style became the first video on YouTube to hit 1 billion views, changing internet history forever. 🕺🎶

#InternetHistory

Dying Congressman to Lead Watchdog Committee The gerontocracy wins again

Democrats just picked a dying, cancer-stricken 74-year-old to be ranking member of a powerful watchdog committee

netflix should do a documentary on people who aren’t ready to order when they get to the counter.

The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.

that the leading democrats would rather have president trump than president sanders (for instance) is obvious. also true is they would rather have dictator-for-life trump than have to give up any of their power in the party to anyone under 60

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term -The Onion

You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"

Biden Carried Away By Ants

Biden Carried Away By Ants
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