Simon

Fox changing her hairstyle mid-half probably the biggest event of this half. Which says a lot.

“So, this Mikel Arteta fella transformed your soccer club?”

“That's right.”

“And you are now the highest ranked team in Europe by Elo?”

“Correct.”

“The highest Elo in your club's history?”

“Yes.”

“And there are still people that want him out?”

“Correct, Dave”

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Me to Microsoft Teams when it - once again - suddenly and randomly forgets which audio device you want to use

My agenda is so strong, I'll blame this on Zinsberger solely being in the vicinity of the pitch.

Rubs off

Best striker in the werrrld

The year is 2042

The capacity of the Emirates is now 104,000

"Unfortunately, on this occasion, your application was unsuccessful. "

"We are uncomfortable with you being linked to us - unless you bump it up to 20m a year"

Weak

Of course Odegaard injured his MCL instead of just a simple 'bruise'.

And get him more some more shots.

Had 21 total, he took 2.

In the end, Gyökeres was inches away from turning yesterday's performance into "that's just what he does".

Seems Arteta was happy with his overall contribution. Would be great though if players - not named Martin Odegaard - would look for his runs more. Eze had a couple that he botched or ignored

Maresca getting sent off there (unless there was more than what we saw) is *so* on brand for the PL right now it's ridiculous.

Robertson, hands on knees, while Chelsea play themselves into the box?

He's not even played 45 minutes

Hilarious

EsteWOW

Cucurella could not have been given more time to close down the cross properly but just couldn't be arsed

Gotta respect it

The biggest danger to this team remains how content we are with not being all that goal hungry.

Why didn't MLS...just stop that from going out for a corner??

Zubi has played some lovely balls today.

Saka obviously knows I captained Gyökeres so he takes the pen himself. I'll remember that one 😅

Even crazier that all three were motion-limiting contact injuries

That's just unlucky

Still clutch as sub and comes up with vital goals and assists, but getting increasingly uninterested in Trossard's overall play

Every goal conceded looks the same.

Just no aggression in defensive duels

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Rice, Eze, Odegaard start

Hahahahah Chloeee

WE ARE SO BACK

Haters would say we should have replaced our outgoing holding midfielder

Foord???

Think that's our best midfield/attack.

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“But Gabi had to chase 50 metres backwards chasing against Adama Traore. If, instead of Adama Traore, that was Emile Smith Rowe, with all respect, probably he doesn’t pull his hamstring."

Arteta won't miss an opportunity to call ESR fat (joke)

Which is what we often get booked for anyway. Not 'a' player merely taking longer, but a player taking long and then handing it over to another player

It also contributes to us eventually getting bookings.

Myles took forever with his throw-ins, then when Gabriel got booked, we had *three* players addressing a simple free-kick in our own half.
First Myles stood over it, then Gabriel, then Raya.

Of course you'll get booked at some stage