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Born this day, Lee Harvey Oswald 🎂
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Thankfully we live in an age where AI can mock it up for us almost exactly as it would have been 🥹

I’ve only been in there a couple of times because the resulting diarrhoea from the stress of ordering makes the whole exercise pointless

Is it possible there are plenty of comment but none are passing moderation?

I think Tony is blocked so blue sky shows his post that way. Weird and annoying but whatchagonnado

As soon as I hit reply I thought “hang on, what if it was in series two?” 🤦🏻‍♂️

From memory it was a great episode (since they were all great)

“Spelling or grammatical” according to the reverse-alphabetical-or rule

Too soon

AFL-NFL double?
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I WAS in Lyme Regis recently and there was a sign that read Do Not Feed Me', accompanied by a photo of a scrawny seagull. That's all well and good, but there were literally thousands of the fuckers flying about, and they all looked the same. How was I meant to know which was the one in the photo? Rupert Deering, Dulwich

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I don't know why "laughing Hyenas" are so called. I was watching one on the telly the other night, and it sounded more like screaming to me than laughing. Mind you, it was being attacked and eaten by a bunch of lions, so maybe I just caught it on an off day. Crawford Biscuits, Epping

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turn me on, dead maN

Have you pulled the bonnet down to check for more faces?

This is a probe. The IDF is dipping its toe in the water.

If the public reaction is muted Israel very well may blow up a bunch of these ships for the “crime” of bringing food and medical supplies to starving/suffering children.

SOME BLOKE on TV said it would take 9,618,000 fully grown African elephants standing trunk to tail to encompass the earth at the equator. But according to Wikipedia, there are only about 700,000 elephants left in the wild, so I'm afraid it's just never going to happen. D Williams, Donegal

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Probably the most disgusting piece of anti-science garbage in service of whitewashing Bhattacharya and legitimizing attacks on NIH to date in the NYT op-ed section.

And there have been many.

Since the NYT keeps doing this drivel, I will say a few things about the NYT's modus operandi...

1/

That might have been meant for me

THEY SAY that no two leopards have the same spots, and that their markings are as individual as fingerprints. This may • be important if a leopard commits a burglary and is caught on CCTV, but other than that, I find this to be an utterly useless piece of information. Manfred Ursine, Crewe

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No Scott Baio though 😢

In my opinion, you are hurting Australia very much right now

I tried that once but then, because all the pieces were backwards, I mistakenly moved one of his pieces and a brawl broke out

Those citing graphene as the thinnest known material are sleeping on white dude skin

It was quite upsetting to open this app and see that image. Someone made me look at Carey earlier too so I might take the rest of the day off 🤢

Can’t we just write about what we already “know” is going on and massage the evidence to fit?

Maybe if you post this “evidence” another thousand times you’ll convince someone (maybe even yourself) 🙄

doctor: let's start the stress test
me: ok
doctor: *turns on the news*

You’re gonna need a bigger disk

Lael Neale has taken it to a new level

A rocket-powered catering van hurtling through space, piloted by 16th Century philosopher Sir Francis Bacon, former prime ministerial novelty sidekick and social media turd-polisher Nick Clegg, actor Sean Bean who was in an old episode of Morse I watched the other night, and Mr Bean.

The new issue of Viz is on sale today, and there's a serving of intergalactic adventure with Bacon, Clegg and Beans