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@bycharlottefinn.bsky.social

Award winning writer and critic. Also a skunk lady on the internet. Icon by roxannarachnid.bsky.social. Anything NSFW is tagged, but minors DNI anyways. ΘΔ (She/her) https://www.charlottearielfinn.com https://www.whatisbrandecho.com

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Calgary Tower! Reliable transit! Nooooo!

The Petro-Canada building, I'm less upset about.

So yeah for Halloween this year I am a BIG STOMPY KAIJU, lovely work by Egypt Urnash!

03.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Calgary Tower! Reliable transit! Nooooo!

The Petro-Canada building, I'm less upset about.

So yeah for Halloween this year I am a BIG STOMPY KAIJU, lovely work by Egypt Urnash!

03.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

CW for nudity, I got a lovely end of summer beach comm from John Hundred!

02.10.2025 16:15 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Batman: I don't read fanfic.
Batman's newest villain, the Shipper: Then there's no way you can defeat me -
Batman: I have thirty kids. I'll leave you to them. Tim, maneuver "Dead Dove Do Not Eat"

30.09.2025 19:32 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Testing out drawing on the hand me down tablet

29.09.2025 16:18 — 👍 16    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Later one, Cham says "what's the Internet" and Cosmic Boy replies with "I always get it mixed up with the Pony Express"

28.09.2025 05:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"That's not the letter I read before," says Star Boy.

"It's a retcon. I rebooted the continuity," says a voice from above. "Uhh, there was a... a crisis."

Light Lass adds, "of a letter column?"

"That's not the letter I read before," says Star Boy. "It's a retcon. I rebooted the continuity," says a voice from above. "Uhh, there was a... a crisis." Light Lass adds, "of a letter column?"

More characters in comics should answer mail in-character

28.09.2025 03:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cosmic Boy describing the Legion's ideals:

"Across the galaxy, those who are considered by their societies to be below the age of adulthood have almost no voice in their own future. In fact, most underagers are genetically Linked from birth to a universal monitoring technology called the Public Service, which allows adults to steer kids away from rebellion --

And towards lives of quiet inaction where the free exchange of ideas has been supplanted with this notion that protocol and decorum are civilization's most sacred ideals.

Well, Legionnaires unite against that crap. As you can tell by our names and costumes, we're all big fans of the era of Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman and other heroes who were taught that making a difference in society is a good thing.

Who acted first and debated later and weren't scared of putting some color back into the world.

Cham, who else has written in?"

Cosmic Boy describing the Legion's ideals: "Across the galaxy, those who are considered by their societies to be below the age of adulthood have almost no voice in their own future. In fact, most underagers are genetically Linked from birth to a universal monitoring technology called the Public Service, which allows adults to steer kids away from rebellion -- And towards lives of quiet inaction where the free exchange of ideas has been supplanted with this notion that protocol and decorum are civilization's most sacred ideals. Well, Legionnaires unite against that crap. As you can tell by our names and costumes, we're all big fans of the era of Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman and other heroes who were taught that making a difference in society is a good thing. Who acted first and debated later and weren't scared of putting some color back into the world. Cham, who else has written in?"

I tell you, there are bits that are not fully to my liking, but the Kitson/Waid era of the Legion has in some ways aged depressingly well, such as this bit where grownups are so scared that the kids will see something unauthorized that they'll subject them to always-on tracking at a biological level

28.09.2025 03:34 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

My God, I am so, so sorry.

27.09.2025 06:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyways,

26.09.2025 20:32 — 👍 16    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

"Sophie, if there aren't enough Eisners with your name on it at your table, just grab some off everyone else's." - me, when I am the Mayor of Comics

24.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The Fortress' acoustics must be INSANE and Batman gets so mad that Superman uses it for 95% top 40 music and 5% an obscure band from Bandcamp he overheard with his super-hearing.

21.09.2025 16:37 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
"im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of"

"im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of"

SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

21.09.2025 02:29 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

If we accept the two halves of a laptop are like loaves of bread, then we can therefore deduce that (is made big and round)

11.09.2025 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nooo kidding

11.09.2025 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Soak them for all they're worth, they fucked literally everyone who's bought bread in the past 20 years

11.09.2025 20:56 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Want a slice of the $500M bread price-fixing settlement? The claims process is now open | CBC News Canadian shoppers now have a chance to get their share of a $500-million settlement in a class-action lawsuit related to the alleged industry-wide price fixing of bread.

Attention Canadians, the claims process for the bread price fixing class action lawsuit is open. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

11.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 28    🔁 32    💬 2    📌 2
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What if the holodecks on TNG, DS9 and VOY are unsafe because Klingons refuse, culturally, to participate in activities that are completely safe, and they tweak the holodecks to compensate out of respect for other cultures 🤔

09.09.2025 18:39 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, I love being a skunk lady

08.09.2025 17:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Charlotte in the nude, dancing with silken sheets in the moonlight.

Charlotte in the nude, dancing with silken sheets in the moonlight.

Lovely little drawing I got from @innominatammm.bsky.social

08.09.2025 17:42 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Tail could be bigger

07.09.2025 06:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stay strong, queer people who don't know how to do laundry. While there isn't a cure: there's hope.

06.09.2025 04:51 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The inclusive rainbow pride flag, and the transgender pride flag.

The inclusive rainbow pride flag, and the transgender pride flag.

I have new curtains and I hung them up today.

I have left them wrinkled to honor an overlooked section of our community: queer people who don't know how to do laundry.

06.09.2025 04:50 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In the game! When I shoot someone with it in the game. Cannot stress that enough.

05.09.2025 21:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
The special edition for 007 First Light. It is three hundred dollars and comes with a replica of the Golden Gun.

The special edition for 007 First Light. It is three hundred dollars and comes with a replica of the Golden Gun.

For $300, that better be the actual Golden Gun and it better kill people in one hit when I shoot someone with it

05.09.2025 21:04 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

David Wolkin says you are God's Biggest Mistake (he's paying me five bucks to say this)

05.09.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The Superman novelty popcorn bucket where he's popping the popcorn with his heat vision

The Superman novelty popcorn bucket where he's popping the popcorn with his heat vision

Well, no one talked me out of getting it, so guess what I now own

05.09.2025 04:06 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was laughing about this with @ingforart.bsky.social last night and he said that this means Man-Bat can smell shoplifting

04.09.2025 05:56 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A Bronze Age comics panel from Batman Family explaining that Man-Bat has spider-sense but for bats.

INSTANT EXPLANATION DEPT : THE DESIRE AND DETERMINATION TO COMMIT A CRIME TRIGGERS CERTAIN PARTS OF THE HUMAN BRAIN INTO ACTION-WHICH EMITS A TYPE OF MENTAL “RADIATION"!

BY USING HIS ANIMAL INSTINCTS, MAN-BAT CAN PICK UP THIS "TRANSMISSION" AND HOME IN ON IT--THOUGH HE HAS NO
WAY OF KNOWING THE EXACT PLACE OR TIME OF THE
IMPENDING CRIME!

A Bronze Age comics panel from Batman Family explaining that Man-Bat has spider-sense but for bats. INSTANT EXPLANATION DEPT : THE DESIRE AND DETERMINATION TO COMMIT A CRIME TRIGGERS CERTAIN PARTS OF THE HUMAN BRAIN INTO ACTION-WHICH EMITS A TYPE OF MENTAL “RADIATION"! BY USING HIS ANIMAL INSTINCTS, MAN-BAT CAN PICK UP THIS "TRANSMISSION" AND HOME IN ON IT--THOUGH HE HAS NO WAY OF KNOWING THE EXACT PLACE OR TIME OF THE IMPENDING CRIME!

That looks good to me, Bronze Age comic book science.

04.09.2025 05:55 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

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