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I like dogs and hate how bright car headlights are these days

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It's Hank's breakfast and he wants it now

06.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Hank laying on my chest and face

Picture of Hank laying on my chest and face

05.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Picture of the trail with half snow and half new mulch

Picture of the trail with half snow and half new mulch

Me on snow trail with a weird look on my face as I tried to outrun mulch layers (not pictured).

Me on snow trail with a weird look on my face as I tried to outrun mulch layers (not pictured).

Could only run on part of the trail today since they were laying fresh mulch (exciting!) and I didn't wanna get squished

04.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coyotes going awooo too

04.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Awooooooooo

04.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ‘‘

03.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Hank the dog laying by my feet under my desk

Picture of Hank the dog laying by my feet under my desk

Coworker is trying to take over my desk space

03.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They should remake the movie Armageddon but keep the plot exactly the same

01.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture from the trail of me, sun shining and trees behind me.  Wearing classic green sweatshirt, neck gaiter, hat.  Goggles on my forehead

Picture from the trail of me, sun shining and trees behind me. Wearing classic green sweatshirt, neck gaiter, hat. Goggles on my forehead

Another trail pic, can see the snowy ground and trees this time.  Star Wars sweatshirt with a rainbow streak, neck gaiter, and headband

Another trail pic, can see the snowy ground and trees this time. Star Wars sweatshirt with a rainbow streak, neck gaiter, and headband

Temps were finally above zero and the trail wasn't completely icy so I got some trail running in yesterday and today. Cheaper pair of goggles worked nicely for a bit but I still fogged them up πŸ˜” idk what I'm looking at

01.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to everyone making it through dry January this year. Especially proud if you did it in Minnesota

01.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching the Arsenal game and the commentator dropped one of Pierce's favorite phrases

31.01.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bloomington joins nine Minnesota suburbs to support federal lawsuit related to ICE activity

Bloomington, MN-Bloomington joins nine other Twin Cities metro-area suburban communities in support of the lawsuit filed by the Minnesota Attorney General and the cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul. The lawsuit asks the U S. District Court to issue a

Bloomington joins nine Minnesota suburbs to support federal lawsuit related to ICE activity Bloomington, MN-Bloomington joins nine other Twin Cities metro-area suburban communities in support of the lawsuit filed by the Minnesota Attorney General and the cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul. The lawsuit asks the U S. District Court to issue a

I guess it is something at least hmm

30.01.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For Liam.

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Decided to check in on Melania Maniaℒ️ at the closest theater this weekend

29.01.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm both curious and excited about this, choosing to be optimistic. Also Amazon should pay it forward after finishing The Expanse and let Apple resurrect Wheel of Time πŸ€ͺ

29.01.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That triumphant moment when you finish Chapstick without losing it or putting it through the wash

28.01.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.

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Still frame from the TV show Shogun "I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once."

Still frame from the TV show Shogun "I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once."

First thing I thought of on the Bovino news

27.01.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hank was excited to get a walk in the above-zero temperature

26.01.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Greendale flag from Community.  Blue with a pink circle with 6 black arrows pointing out from the middle.  E PLURIBUS ANUS

Greendale flag from Community. Blue with a pink circle with 6 black arrows pointing out from the middle. E PLURIBUS ANUS

26.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right-wing people will say that signal chats are full of trained ops, and it's just like Deborah the lady down the street who does accounting for a small chain of bakeries.

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Got a little emotional seeing how many people in my Bloomington neighborhood were out or had candles by their front door

25.01.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok you can call us Minny sometimes 😭

25.01.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is state propaganda

24.01.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

movies and tv have desensitized me enough that I can watch basically any graphic media without feeling a thing but every time I see another statement from the fascist admin that doesn’t even try to pretend their lies are believable anymore part of me kinda unravels a little further

24.01.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My lord today has been inspiring

23.01.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
See the full comic here: https://theonion.com/to-noem-is-to-love-em/

See the full comic here: https://theonion.com/to-noem-is-to-love-em/

We also made a Sinister Minnesotans hoodie and onesie.

All proceeds go to aid organizations in Minnesota refusing to back down from the ICE agents polluting their great state.

Fuck ICE, and thank you to @raygunsite.com and @wardsutton.bsky.social for the hustle.

store.theonion.com/collections/...

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