Jabroni Jones

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a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

Lu2

???!

Wtf

Man of the people who definitely knows what the ancient term "groceries" are.

Watching this lady work on the power lines in the alley and resisting the urge to yell out "be careful!"

Hot-ass dawg.

She cute.

this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me

Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.

If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford

Trump: “Nobody likes a bad picture or painting of themselves, but the one in Colorado, in the State Capitol, put up by the Governor, along with all other Presidents, was purposefully distorted to a level that even I, perhaps, have never seen before. The artist also did President Obama, and he looks wonderful, but the one on me is truly the worst. She must have lost her talent as she got older. In any event, I would much prefer not having a picture than having this one, but many people from Colorado have called and written to complain. In fact, they are actually angry about it! I am speaking on their behalf to the Radical Left Governor, Jared Polis, who is extremely weak on Crime, in particular with respect to Tren de Aragua, which practically took over Aurora (Don’t worry, we saved it!), to take it down. Jared should be ashamed of himself!”

The president is laser focused on the big issues

All you need to know about Twitter

This is such a fucking lie.

digital line drawing of my painting "femininity" - a pink triangle and a gold sun radiate from the upper center of the painting and hand shapes attempt to break through

the original painting, a pink triangle and a golden sun radiate in the top half of the work, the bottom a dark brown forest of tree hand shapes

digital line drawing of my painting, a pink hand dangles down in front of pastel blues and greens and dark outlines of hand shapes

painting of acrylic and ink on canvas; pastel greens and blues streak the background which is punctuated by dark outlines of hand shapes and a pink hand protrudes from the top down into the forest below

digitizing my paintings

Bean head supreme.

Endless cycle of disengaging from Online because The Internet is too depressing, then going back Online because The Real World is too depressing.

Robots can't use ladders.

I was going to make an image of bleach whispering to you but I'm too lazy so I just wrote that instead.

Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post

Damn, Cyberpunk 2077 is actually really good.
Thought it would be standard action openworld shootybang and instead it goes "BAM BAM RATATATA hey, who are we truly once we pass away?"

Started eating the rest of your cigarettes after they were finished.

You guys need to see this and take it in…

Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.

If you only set one alarm to wake up in the morning, you have a power that should be studied and harnessed.

a man in a white shirt is making a face Alt: Tim Robinson in the sketch show I Think You Should Leave feeling dread and making a sad face while crying because what’s waiting for him at home is really bad

Anyone else at their wits end?

She loyal.

You ever just, make a second coffee?

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