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i love stardew valley she/they (least favorite)
does daddy concernedape love me enough to give me haunted chocolatier someday
05.02.2026 01:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0clint is easily the most depressing character in the game. difficult, given that shane exists
03.02.2026 20:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 01 5 4 2 3 if ya nasty
03.02.2026 20:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
screenshot of stardew valley, of me talking to the dwarf non player character, or npc, for short, who is a small hooded figure with red eyes. he says, "hmm? what is this concept you call "private property"?"
dwarf does not believe in private property. dwarf steals from those above and redistributes. be like dwarf
31.01.2026 13:08 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
screenshot of my stardew valley game, farm set up with two seed makers
they call me two seedmakers cause i got two seedmakers
13.01.2026 18:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
screenshot from stardew valley of the girl jas telling me, "you smell like grass"
yeah jas. i do smell like grass
13.01.2026 17:57 β π 10 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0feeling sad. time to play stardew valley
12.01.2026 16:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0deleted pierre's fucking stupid ass sashimi quest and i feel alive
10.01.2026 15:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's weird that lucky lunch isn't just a lotto ticket and a cigarette
10.01.2026 14:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one of the best things about stardew valley is all the adult non player characters are bangin
06.01.2026 19:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0krobus π
06.01.2026 16:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0in 2025 i achieved perfection on six farms, at least. in 2026 i aim to overachieve again
03.01.2026 23:28 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he's a 10 but when he finishes he makes the ghost death sound
03.01.2026 21:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oil companies this oil companies that why don't you OIL up that controller and defeat the evil corporation of joja to escape for a minute with me
03.01.2026 18:31 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0it's 2026. do you know the status of your farm?
02.01.2026 00:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0accidentally gave leah bait and she told me to fuck off and die
22.12.2025 15:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0krobus deserves romance
20.12.2025 12:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0meadowlands is so op
16.12.2025 17:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0new farm time mothercluckers
16.12.2025 16:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0get influenced
16.12.2025 16:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yes. YES
16.12.2025 16:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0krobus should be romanceable
16.12.2025 16:35 β π 22 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1shaneful hahahahahah
16.12.2025 14:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is shameful btw
16.12.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0went back to my first ever farm and not only did my animals have no grass BUT i only have two kegs and zero house upgrades. i'm dating shane. it's year three
16.12.2025 14:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
image of my hand holding down a notebook with messy scribblings about my chicken farm
an image of my stardew valley notebook, of notes on beebsy's stinky farm, mostly crossed out notes scribbled across the page
image of a notebook page for pumpkin / ol bessie farm with a few things noted
i want to make a cute little cohesive journal of all my notes someday
16.12.2025 13:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1i'm gonna post it
16.12.2025 13:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you WISH you could see my stardew valley notebook
16.12.2025 12:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0> be me,
> boot up stardew
> load in dot nice
> 6:20 am, drink iridium star milk
> rage face dot kyle
> force quit game
stardew valley on the switch in front of the tv playing mad men
never k!ll yourself
14.12.2025 19:27 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
