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Oh no! Are you mad?

Am I, or am I not? I guess we’ll never know

Imagine if everyone just decides to dress like ICE agents and refuses to show their badges or ID…. Nobody would know the difference

Obviously

Orange and white cat stretching his back toes at the camera

Trikkertreets smeall my feets

Idk, do you have cancer?

What’s that fam

But can you see them?

Have you ever actually tried stealing candy from a baby? They got like a death grip

Micro-WAVE, lol @those who need to be ultra-specific

It can, but it can also give you cancer if you’re exposed to it for too long directly- or has that theory changed?

Atheists so mad at people who believe in something smh…
How many of you have seen a microwave? Not the machine, but an actual microwave. Probably not too many, but my point rests.

Let’s ask ChatGPT, shall we?

Who said Palestine does it? They don’t even have time for that, bro. Look at the state of the area. HAMAS is too busy putting the inhabitants of Gaza in mortal danger to do things like that right now.

>:(

Who is she? Just curious, because you go from addressing me to talking about me- which is kind of confusing.
Also, I believe the post said the the country itself is more liberal than conservative. Perhaps read a bit?

It’s also one of the most liberal countries in the Middle East. Don’t think you will see too many women getting flogged in the street for not being accompanied by a man or for showing their face.

Like Pontius Pilatus

What fkn invasion are you talking about? You mean the one that European settlers did to this land hundreds of years ago?
Seriously, trying to stay out of politics but remember that scene from the original The Mummy?
“Nasty little boys like you always get their comeuppance” or something like that

Never take bad advice to justify your own errors, even if the advice-givers are members of your own family.
I could have messed up REALLY bad if I continued listening to the crap my sister believes in.

Gonna set up my house like Home Alone

People who are constantly offended by everything are weaker in faith.
It’s up to the rest of us to have the patience and compassion to teach them there’s another way.
Not to say that there aren’t evil, faithless people out there who use religious words to do more evil. Beware of those people.

What if, and this is just an idea, what if both sides banded together to defeat the monster and his villains who are absolutely destroying this country with their agenda of hate? Defeat the common enemy so we can go back to arguing about normal things.

On Wednesday night. The Old North Church in The North End of Boston. The 250th Anniversary of Paul Revere's ride on horseback to warn the Minutemen that the British were coming.

Now it’s just “ICE is coming! ICE is coming!”
Two bad we can’t fight back now like they did back then

Sometimes I wonder what it’s like having a “woke mind”, since most of the time I walk around like a fkn zombie not knowing where I am or what day it is.
All jokes aside, it’s one of the dumbest phrases I have ever heard. Right up there with “make America great again” and “unprecedented times”

Favorite ice cream? Currently eating coffee Oreo with chocolate jimmies.

People will call everyone pedantic but then can’t tell the difference between you’re and your.

language as of late-you KNOW what federal group I’m referring to) that we can just present to be scanned? Or would that present too many issues?

Lately I’ve been thinking- why can’t we all just get tattoos of QR codes that will pull up our passport/license/id information, rather than carrying around a document that could get lost (or “accidentally” not reviewed by those racial profiling assholes trying to arrest anyone who speaks a different