Jesse Shark

I love how DF’s version number is (types of stories it can support).(features).(bug fixes)

wow is he still sore about not getting cast in “the usual suspects”?

Climbing up on Jesse's Girl
I could see the city lights
Wind was blowing,
time stood still
Duke Of Earl flew from the night
He was something to observe
Came in close to have a chat
Standing, stretching every nerve
Why can't I get a girl like that

and I'm getting kinda horny
I'm getting kinda sad
Where can I find a woman
Like the one that Jessie's had

He is a friend I value
Should be good for his sake
But seeing her with Jessie
Makes me really wish I
Had girl
Had girl

intellectually un-curious? in this economy??

Brilliant satire

AMELIA BEDELIA: I'm going to get another drink, does anyone need anything?

NICK: *sotto voce* you dont need anything. dont tell her anything. its fine just keep it going

The mourners at my funeral: “Rest in peace”

My socially awkward ghost: “You tooooo”

wow, suddenly I am so grateful that the era of procgen NFT art didn’t overlap with the era of genAI art

Absolute Lithops Effect

All the sweaters on the show were knitted by his mother 🥰

cannot believe I have been hoisted by my own petard AGAIN

exactly

hi shy I’m dad

if you have to ask, you can’t afford it

I have already dined, and I do not sup.

In #mathstoday, we started conic sections in FP1 with some model-making!

is there some kind of reverse splint that would make it harder to continue punching with the same hand

If you see a picture of a frog on a website and it has a suggestion for you to ask “what are frogs”, that counts as a human user

Wow, imagine how much harder this would be if you didn’t automatically return to the start of the path after every misstep

Fonzie saying “Ayyy!”

What dreams ay

A “nice king” from Adventure Time

(Taylor Swift voice)
“but now this guy is so polite”

There’s a saying that Japan has been living in the year 2000 since 1980.

Mastodon has been living in the year 1986 since 2016.

every night i swear i'm going to install the "stakes of marika" mod and then every morning i can't be bothered to

i hate it when the villagers warning me about dracula's castle are right about things

Reed Richards about to come up with the name for something

say that again

Waitress: what’s the matter hon

Mary Shelley: i don’t know what to call my new book

Waitress: maybe some lunch will help

Mary Shelley: okay i’ll have a hot dog and a beer

Waitress: one frank & stein coming up

Mary Shelley: wait what did u just say

atrei-dees nuts

Rugrats in smash brothers when

who are you and what have you done with the real slacey