Am orange and white cat laying upside down with dilated eyes.

What a cutie patootie ❤️😻

i see myself in you

Hello sharks, I’m here today to ask for generational wealth

Sitting in the closet now! 😳

Wikipedia screenshot of the page of Clotworthy Skeffington the first.

Wikipedia screenshot of Clotworthy Skeffington the second.

The most remarkable thing about Clotworthy Skeffington is that he went ahead and named is first son Clotworthy Skeffington.

Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community

Whoever puts this on their list of five things they did this week should get the employee of the year award

*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BUT LETTING STRAngers toggle my caps lock KEY IS MAking it difficult to Use my COMPUTER

#YIAY10 Taco Bell Mukbang

What's your SSN?

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I will be 32 this year and I still giggled over my gynecologist spending .69¢ to mail my yearly appointment reminder.

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i’m so tired but i’ve got obligations 😩

I feel the same about Pokémon 😂

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

That's me! 😆