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just rewatched. 2/3 of the cast do a high energy hip hip dance scene when there's ten minutes left and two more dance scenes in that ten minutes. My god

17.11.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bottom does everything puck does but backwards and in donkey ears. okay well except for seventeen midair somersaults in a row

19.09.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

see also: the men who can’t let their female mentee outshine them, which results in a need to constantly talk her down, talk over her, slander her reputation, and minimize her in every way, with the hope that the woman will eventually either give up and leave academia or accept her β€œlesser” status

16.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

The Muppets Take Pelham 123

15.11.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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235/815: BATMAN ANNUAL #14 (1990)

After damning his Journey into Knight with faint praise, I felt I owed Andrew Helfer a fair shake by returning to his magnum opus. This really is a revolutionary Two-Face story, and one which defines, fittingly, about half the character as we know him today.

08.11.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Digital painting of a wooden train set with tracks and scenery props on a patterned rug

Digital painting of a wooden train set with tracks and scenery props on a patterned rug

Wooden Train

08.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

i don't want to be alone all winter

07.11.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't like living alone and being unemployed

07.11.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

05.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 20069    πŸ” 3659    πŸ’¬ 868    πŸ“Œ 603

i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

05.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2629    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4

best healing wishes!! take it easy!!

01.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
 The English language trade dress cover for Junji Ito’s Frankenstein.

The English language trade dress cover for Junji Ito’s Frankenstein.

Junji Ito’s adaptation of Mary Shelley’s #Frankenstein was published in English in 2018 and won an Eisner Award for β€œBest Adaptation from Another Medium.” It’s both a faithful & idiosyncratic adaptation, showcasing Ito's mastery of horror storytelling within the comics medium.1/8 #Frankenstein

01.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
The Sims website in 2000

The Sims website in 2000

The Sims website in 2000

#WebDesignHistory

01.11.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

every day i have to dress in a manner that guides the viewer away from thinking of weird al and its become natural but sometimes i put on some Bullshit and remember

30.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i forget i look like weird al

30.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#NeverKillYourselfNovember

29.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

⬆️ my first and only thought after seeing sleepy hollow on stage

26.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where is NICK BOTTOM the king of autism and sex

26.10.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A poster for The Muppets Take Scripthattan livestream, depicting narrators Becca Petunia and Louie Pearlman.

A poster for The Muppets Take Scripthattan livestream, depicting narrators Becca Petunia and Louie Pearlman.

Nina West and Marc Evan Jackson as Piggy and Kermit, respectively.

Nina West and Marc Evan Jackson as Piggy and Kermit, respectively.

HELLO. Tonight, a bunch of celebrities (Marc Evan Jackson, John Hodgman, Janet Varney, Erika Ishii, etc.) are performing a live script-reading of the Muppets Take Manhattan for charity....CO-NARRATED BY A CERTAIN TALL GIRL (me)

You can still get livestream tickets here: veeps.com/dynastytypew...

24.10.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
WHAT IF INFAMOUS IRON MAN HAD WHATSAPP
WhatsApp CHATS STATUS β€’ CALLS
Reed Richards (Doom Universe): I NEED cock 15:26 (2)

New Council of Reeds WE NEED cock 15:24 (12)

Benjamin Grimm K!LL YOURSELF 15:23

Jonathan Storm K!LL YOURSELF 15:20

Reed Richards? (DO NOT TEXT BACK) I need COCK 15:16

Anthony Stark's ghost K!LL YOURSELF 15:13

Reed Richards
Failed to send message: I miss you so bad... 10/19/2016

WHAT IF INFAMOUS IRON MAN HAD WHATSAPP WhatsApp CHATS STATUS β€’ CALLS Reed Richards (Doom Universe): I NEED cock 15:26 (2) New Council of Reeds WE NEED cock 15:24 (12) Benjamin Grimm K!LL YOURSELF 15:23 Jonathan Storm K!LL YOURSELF 15:20 Reed Richards? (DO NOT TEXT BACK) I need COCK 15:16 Anthony Stark's ghost K!LL YOURSELF 15:13 Reed Richards Failed to send message: I miss you so bad... 10/19/2016

Infamous Iron Man #1 was published on this day October 19, 2016 #doomreed

19.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit

11.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3982    πŸ” 1085    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 37
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ANALYSIS | Why OpenAI wants to help Canada build homegrown artificial intelligence | CBC News OpenAI wants to help Canada build a sovereign digital infrastructure for artificial intelligence, putting the country in a tough spot as it tries to distance itself from overreliance on U.S. tech comp...

I am once again asking Canadian journalists to ask the most basic-ass question of "on whose land will these be built?" How is it that every other major industry must consider Indigenous rights but with tech it's like "meh".
www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

11.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12
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Whats the point

10.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We cannot enter seasonal depression this winter. There is no backup plan. There is no secret special thing keeping me from #endingitall. We just can't get depressed

09.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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past 3 weeks moodboard

09.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has to be some sort of anti depressant pill or something out there

08.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1: ALICIA hums as she sculpts a bust of BEN 
2: ALICIA looks as BEN comes in and asks if she's seeing DOOMCAT who has been breaking REED’S Erlenmeyer flasks!
3: ALICIA wipes her hand on her apron as she looks confused? DOOMCAT is lounging with a little winecup
4: DOOMCAT poses next to a statue that depicts him as PUSS IN BOOTS as ALICIA’S hand pets him

1: ALICIA hums as she sculpts a bust of BEN 2: ALICIA looks as BEN comes in and asks if she's seeing DOOMCAT who has been breaking REED’S Erlenmeyer flasks! 3: ALICIA wipes her hand on her apron as she looks confused? DOOMCAT is lounging with a little winecup 4: DOOMCAT poses next to a statue that depicts him as PUSS IN BOOTS as ALICIA’S hand pets him

My Darling Doomcat #8: Alicia’s workstation has been spared because she’s just fun to watch. It helps that she’s depicted a dashing Doomcat in boots! 🐈🀺

06.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me and my buddies are getting into peer pressure. and we have some ideas about what YOU 🫡 should be doing 😑

06.10.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Print The Sprawl’s Calgary election zines atΒ home! | The Sprawl And share them with your neighbours.

You asked for itβ€”and we heard you! The Sprawl is making all our Calgary election zines available digitally so you can print them out at home. Share them in your neighbourhood, your workplace, wherever you can think of! #yyccc

04.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
One-page comic story.
Panel 1 : lightning bolt hits someone on a bed through a hole in an old house roof
2-3 : a wild looking scientist gal lowers the bed down, excitedly activating a mechanism using chains "Yes ! Yes !! My beautiful creation! my perfect creature ! You will LIVE once again !"
4 : said creature wakes up growling, a Frankenstein-like woman, with scars showing where limbs got attached to each other
5 : she looks down and notices she now has pretty HUGE boobs
6 : the scientist, looking excited and perky, waiting for a reaction "Well ?"
7 : the biggest smile appears on the "creature"s face
8 : she grabs the scientist and holds her tight, burrying her face in her new boobs
"They're JUST what I've always wanted !!"
"Donor bodies are always a challenge, but you gave EXCELLENT direction.
I don't know how much FEELING you'll have.
But obviously I'm MORE than happy to -"
9 : close up of the scientist's face, that the other one is holding in her hands, pressing her cheeks
"Vickie. Stop talking and get up here"
Smiling, delighted, the scientist/Vickie answers : "Yes, dear."

One-page comic story. Panel 1 : lightning bolt hits someone on a bed through a hole in an old house roof 2-3 : a wild looking scientist gal lowers the bed down, excitedly activating a mechanism using chains "Yes ! Yes !! My beautiful creation! my perfect creature ! You will LIVE once again !" 4 : said creature wakes up growling, a Frankenstein-like woman, with scars showing where limbs got attached to each other 5 : she looks down and notices she now has pretty HUGE boobs 6 : the scientist, looking excited and perky, waiting for a reaction "Well ?" 7 : the biggest smile appears on the "creature"s face 8 : she grabs the scientist and holds her tight, burrying her face in her new boobs "They're JUST what I've always wanted !!" "Donor bodies are always a challenge, but you gave EXCELLENT direction. I don't know how much FEELING you'll have. But obviously I'm MORE than happy to -" 9 : close up of the scientist's face, that the other one is holding in her hands, pressing her cheeks "Vickie. Stop talking and get up here" Smiling, delighted, the scientist/Vickie answers : "Yes, dear."

We crafted something sapphic & spooky for this first @cartoonistcoop.bsky.social's Cartoonber πŸŽƒπŸ¦‡

The theme was : Reclaimed

script : @zoewithasword.bsky.social
thumbnails, pencils, lettering & tones : @willowsquest.bsky.social
inking : yours truly

21.10.2024 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3509    πŸ” 915    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 25

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