Dennisn't (Rudy van Gelder edition)

If I deactivate my account someone will squat the handle. If I don’t post regularly someone can pay to buy the handle. Anyone got a script that will regularly post “this account is active” once a month?

Se calcula que, como consecuencia de la demanda mundial de IA, en 2027 se requerirán entre 4.200 y 6.600 millones de m³ de agua ⚠️

«Nos hemos embarcado en nombre de las criptomonedas y de la IA en un suicidio anunciado» sentencia el relator especial de la ONU, Pedro Arrojo.

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close up of the dude in all black including helmet/goggles/gaiter in the black vest saying ANTIFA

this is why i voted against uniforms at the last antifa summit held at the mall of america hooters

Who robbed the Louvre?
Right answers only

My mum and her friend both texted to assure they knew it wasn’t me that robbed the Louvre because I don’t know how to use an angle grinder.

(see how that works?)

AI-generated ‘poverty porn’ fake images being used by aid agencies Exclusive: Pictures depicting the most vulnerable and poorest people are being used in social media campaigns in the sector, driven by concerns over consent and cost

“It is quite clear that various organisations are starting to consider synthetic images instead of real photography, because it’s cheap and you don’t need to bother with consent and everything…”

They didn't steal them, they're just using them to train their AI algorithms.

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Niña pija — tira #537 de 645

Warning of an attack by Hamas on Gaza, they respond by...bombing Gaza.

¿Podríamos hallarnos ante la tira más tontísima que he dibujado jamás? Tranquilos, aún soy capaz de superarme.
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#PocosGulagsHay
#Comic
#Webcomic
#Regomello

Lo del bullying

Has he ever talked to a woman?

Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call” Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...

“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”

The Internet wasn’t designed to be hosted by a few huge corporations. This is what happens when they have a monopoly.

Israel strikes Gaza as both Israel and Hamas accuse each other of breaching ceasefire Israel said Sunday it responded after "terrorists" attacked troops operating in the Rafah area with gunfire and an anti-tank missile. Hamas said it was unaware of the clashes.

The Israel Defense Forces said Sunday it responded after "terrorists" attacked troops operating in the Rafah area with gunfire and an anti-tank missile. Hamas said it was unaware of the clashes. n.pr/47wfogq

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

There's an AWS outage this morning impacting lots of services; it started around 07.30 UK time. People who use services like Alexa as their alarm clocks have just had a helpful reminder that using a device reliant on connectivity to carry out a task that doesn't need connectivity is not a good idea.

bluesky is not the product, bluesky users are not the product, it’s the code that is the product. the ability to set up your own independent bluesky. which does not exist. so there is no product

I just invented walking sideways. No one is happy about it

a negative buddha telling you bad things

ME, EVERY SINGLE MONDAY, 6:45AM:

El Mundo Today | Gracias a los turistas, los barceloneses descubren que se puede beber a las 10 de la mañana

🤣 | La actualidad del mañana en Barcelona de El Mundo Today

Gracias a los turistas, los barceloneses descubren que se puede beber a las 10 de la mañana

Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.

Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.

A couple of years after Avraham Shalom compared the Israeli Defence Farce to the Nazis, Australian TV broadcast "Stone Cold Justice", a film that exposed Israeli authorities routinely abducting and torturing children. I have never forgotten watching it.

So, about the ceasefire...