At least itβs not the second-best-selling carp fishing magazine.
04.12.2025 12:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lukemeister.bsky.social
The comet is coming. Fan of San Antonio Spurs and Toronto Blue Jays Woke, but sleepy > 51,200 years old Not very fly, even for a white guy Astronauts report it feels good I see your lips movin' But what you talkin' 'bout? π§ https://www.nts.live/ πͺ ππ¦π¦
At least itβs not the second-best-selling carp fishing magazine.
04.12.2025 12:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is βI got one to feed my rabbit
And one to shoot my gun, dagnabbitβ?
Darn it, I thought the dance music tracks would bring down my average a little more.
04.12.2025 06:36 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, it's pretty cold tonight.
04.12.2025 05:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pay-poop-view
04.12.2025 04:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is Elisabeth KΓΌbler-Rossitude?
04.12.2025 03:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not without snacks, no way
04.12.2025 02:56 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking forward to your column βAre the Spurs better without Victor Wembanyama?β.
04.12.2025 02:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As Adam Savage used to say on Mythbusters, βWell, thereβs your problem!β.
04.12.2025 02:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, I thought letting Chris Paul go would solve every issue.
04.12.2025 01:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sucka CEO dissed my flow
Now he down deep in the MOHO
A bunch of pissed-off gnomes will nip this in the bud.
04.12.2025 01:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We already have the Hyperloop, right?
04.12.2025 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I regret that I only have two thumbs to put way, way up!
04.12.2025 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wykeham? I knocked βem out!
03.12.2025 12:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your butt data go to the back office.
03.12.2025 12:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is teary songs?
03.12.2025 12:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Oh no
03.12.2025 07:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0golly. but i'm just a girl!
03.12.2025 03:22 β π 73 π 8 π¬ 5 π 0Downmarket Succession
03.12.2025 07:07 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Have you heard the word about the (vermilion) bird?
03.12.2025 05:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is White House under Trump?
03.12.2025 01:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/...
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Jason Statham: Stathamer Than Ever
03.12.2025 00:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βWar is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strengthβ are the guiding principles of the USA.
03.12.2025 00:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tired: Dust storms on Mars
Wired: Dust storms on a brown dwarf/giant planet
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
(feat. @markmarley.bsky.social)
Trump Announces 5,000%βIncrease In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000%βIncrease In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
02.12.2025 16:00 β π 4659 π 624 π¬ 93 π 49I thought Gfnnhn was a friend. :(
02.12.2025 19:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Llama vendettas are a growing problem in Corsica.
02.12.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which culture would that be?
02.12.2025 17:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0