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Luke Dones

@lukemeister.bsky.social

The comet is coming. Fan of San Antonio Spurs and Toronto Blue Jays Woke, but sleepy > 51,200 years old Not very fly, even for a white guy Astronauts report it feels good I see your lips movin' But what you talkin' 'bout? 🎧 https://www.nts.live/ πŸͺ πŸˆπŸ¦πŸ¦”

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Latest posts by lukemeister.bsky.social on Bluesky

At least it’s not the second-best-selling carp fishing magazine.

04.12.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is β€œI got one to feed my rabbit
And one to shoot my gun, dagnabbit”?

04.12.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Darn it, I thought the dance music tracks would bring down my average a little more.

04.12.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's pretty cold tonight.

04.12.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pay-poop-view

04.12.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is Elisabeth KΓΌbler-Rossitude?

04.12.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not without snacks, no way

04.12.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to your column β€œAre the Spurs better without Victor Wembanyama?”.

04.12.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As Adam Savage used to say on Mythbusters, β€œWell, there’s your problem!”.

04.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I thought letting Chris Paul go would solve every issue.

04.12.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sucka CEO dissed my flow
Now he down deep in the MOHO

04.12.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A bunch of pissed-off gnomes will nip this in the bud.

04.12.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We already have the Hyperloop, right?

04.12.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I regret that I only have two thumbs to put way, way up!

04.12.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wykeham? I knocked β€˜em out!

03.12.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your butt data go to the back office.

03.12.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is teary songs?

03.12.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh no

03.12.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

golly. but i'm just a girl!

03.12.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Downmarket Succession

03.12.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you heard the word about the (vermilion) bird?

03.12.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is White House under Trump?

03.12.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why I'm Grateful That I Nearly Died in a Traffic Accident on Thanksgiving β€” Nathan Rabin's Happy Place A near death experience led me to reflect on my late father, loneliness, failure, the healthcare system, mental illness, crowdfunding and other heavy shit in a piece that’s personal and unwisely candi...

www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/...

GoFundMe for @nathanrabin.bsky.social and family: www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-m...

03.12.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jason Statham: Stathamer Than Ever

03.12.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWar is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength” are the guiding principles of the USA.

03.12.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Large-amplitude variability driven by giant dust storms on a planetary-mass companion Global-scale storms composed of silicates and metals explain the extreme weather and variability of the super-Jupiter VHS 1256B.

Tired: Dust storms on Mars
Wired: Dust storms on a brown dwarf/giant planet

www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

(feat. @markmarley.bsky.social)

02.12.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/

02.12.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4659    πŸ” 624    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 49

I thought Gfnnhn was a friend. :(

02.12.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Llama vendettas are a growing problem in Corsica.

02.12.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which culture would that be?

02.12.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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